Saturday, November 8, 2008
Groped, Gayed, shit man
12:59 AM
Okay, today, all of China(other than Nick) thinks that I am not going for China outing. I scammed them, Nick helped abit, I planned it with him. Even Lao Da thought I aint coming. So we decided to have our traditional Steamboat. We were place next to a vending machine which we are NOT suppose to buy drinks from. =\
They supplied Drinks in their "restaurant" and we have to pay I think a buck per can. We secretly took like 20 of them, but in the end we only paid for 6. WHY? Coz we put like 7-8 cans in the vending machines's hole, and I threw like 4-5 cans in the dustbin. Much lol, they are suddenly short of supply. Decided to fried some fish, but didnt like it, so there was "Throw the fish on the road" game. Martin successfully threw one on the road, second attempt, failed, he tried to throw, but landed in his "Leng Mian"(cold noodles). I threw one, but instead of the fish flying to the road, one of my chopsticks flew instead, and the fish? it landed on Daryl. Lol
Then Sean noticed the bloody banner on top of us, threatening to drop at any moment. It worte "Da Chang Jin Presents Steamboaf Buffet. PM3 to AM12." Lol, Steamboaf, no, it is not my mistake, it is theirs. So there was alot of lol, about the time. Martin gave an example of a English Question.
Q1)What time did John leave his house?
Q2) YOU SUMPA? SHOW YOUR WORKING CLEARLY.
You are now suppose to provide Workings for english.
Then, there was alot of talk about foods. Fried Rice without Rice, Bar Chor Mee without Mee, Etc.
So after steamboat, it is another China Tradition, my worst nightmare has arrived. Yes, Big Daddy Cool JianHao is afraid of Whores, or better know, "The Red Light District". I swear to God, it is worst than Jue Mao Attempting to throw you across the Library. So part one wasnt as bad as expected, but as we get deeper, I swear, I cant feel my balls. I am scared as hell. I dunno why, maybe the thought of a whore groping you is bad? Anyway, I didnt attempt any wrestling moves as the whores is scared of me as I to them.
So Laoda, Sean and Nick is challenging who got groped the most. Laoda wins round one, with like 20 touches, Nick has 4, Sean has 1. Then it was alot of doom, suppose to walk in between 2 rows of whore, I swear to god, they touch you like never before, I didnt dare to walk thou. Me and Daryl is scared, like shit. So me, Matt, Zet and Daryl took another route, hopefully we will be able to meet Martin, Boss, Nick and Sean on the other side. On the other side, I told Daryl there was a hot american infront of us, little did I know, it is a transvetis. Yes, I used IT. What the hell man, I swear it looked like a woman. Okay, dont laugh, it is embarrassing, but I dont mind telling you people, coz I am a good guy. Haha.
Then we walked even deeper, there, my worst nightmare was revealed, Pimps+Whore. So Laoda got introduced to some chicks while ME, THE GREAT ME, got groped by the pimp. Maybe I am so charming(LULZ) that guys like me, or I am doom to be gay. Anyway, he tried to introduce me to some chicks, but I wanted to kick him, but cant, seems like he is from a gang.
So after the lulz, I fleed into a cab, headed to Novena, bought some curry puffs, told an MRT to Toa Payoh, took a bus, Saw Hweeling, saw a mum scolding her kid, left the bus, head home, try to forget the shit I saw and decided to watch The Simpsons. Ciaos
-Oh and Huanni, Turkey isnt nice. =p
Akatsuki!!
