Monday, December 15, 2008
10 ways to own your dad
9:03 PM
Why Yes, I have returned from a long trip. I travel to all 50 states of USA and attempted to assassinate Sarah Palin and her Adulterer George Bush. MOVING ON, I have told martin I will do a "10 ways to OWN your dad" topic. So here are some fucked up ways, I am thinking and writing at the same time, nothing is coming up now. Shit.
1)Ask your dad to look up, when he does, Tune up the band, then when he looks back down, LOLDONGS. Instant KO, take his wallet and rape the money inside.
2)Steel Chairs are always good weapons, if you have no steel chairs, Sledge Hammer or any hammer for that instant can be found in his Tool Box
3)Drug his food with Mouse Poison is always useful.
4) Attempt to do a Sylar's Choke, this time, hold it like a Chokeslam Manner and use a screw driver and cut him across his forehead.
5)If he calls you fat, Low Blow him and tell him he is not any better
6)Call Barry to implant some of his pimple on his face. No offence Barry, Lulz
7)Ask your sister to seduce your dad, then from no where, you use a broomstick and stick it up his ass
8) Play a Metallica Song and see if he can take it. If he can, take Stick his face up your grandma's ass. If he cant, Still do it.
9)Attempt fake rape on him, then cut off his crown jewels
10) I dunno what is 10, just push him of the corridor and see if he survives, if he does, try it again.
This is fail, but still, if nothing up there works, phone Matthew, he will guarantee customer satisfactory. After all he IS matthew.
I miss USA, it will be nice to move to LA. Now I add LA to my "If I can migrate I will go to..." List. It now contains Melbourne, Sydney and LA. Maybe Vegas, but it depends if Nick wants to tag along. No I am not gay, I am bisexual, No, actually, I am not, Sean is Bisexual, he keeps asking me for sex, I am scared. I think the reason he is asking us to go Nuck's house tomorrow is because he wants to rape us while we sit helplessly on Nick's failing Couch.
Oh my pictures of USA is on Facebook if you want to know. I want to be famous, and live in Beverly Hills.
Akatsuki!!
