Saturday, December 20, 2008
Orchard is a gay place
11:30 PM
So yesterday, I decided to embark on a journey to Orchard with Sean. Actually Nuck was suppose to tag along, but his "I cant make it, grandmas" excuse somehow worked. So we went to HMV. I decided to buy Huannzors the Big Bang CD. IT IS NOT NICE TO GIVE SOMETHING THAT IS BROKEN, it is not not nice. I got Cold War Kids for myself. Hahaha.
So we paid Grayson a visit in Paragon. We thought Darren Yeo was working there, BUT NO, HE DECIDED TO WORK IN GREAT WORLD CITY. Haha, I have not seen Bangla in ages. So Grayson's job was pretty relaxing, he just walks around, and out of the shop as and when he wants. Lol. So we also paid Darrence and Alvin Chua a visit in the Pink Gingerbread house outside Paragon. Hahahaha. SO BOB DECIDED TO ACT SMART AFTER THAT AND LEAD THE WAY. I told him I know how to get to Tanglin, but he decided to walk, and end up at Far East. To be honest, actually he is hungry, he wanted to go buy "Old Chang Kee" Assclown. Lol
So after like an hour walk, we reached Tanglin. I dunno how the hell we took one hour, but we are slow. okay? I mean, Bob is, he keeps complaining that it is very far. So once we reached Tanglin, we felt poor. All the rich angmoh bastards spend their money there. walao eh. So we saw Huannzors working "very hard". Haha. So after failing to peel of the front of the price tag for the disk, she decides to be a saleswoman and starts recommanding stuff to us. So I bought a Trick Box, which is full of lol. And thanks for the staff discount. So we decided to continue touring Orchard as Huannzors ends work in another 2 hours. Much fail, we went to the Forum. Nahbeh, the place so old, but the things there so expensive. So we left and walk towards Takashimaya. Saw some Choir perfomances before getting lost as Bob felt hungry again. So after much lol, we ended up in Burger Kings, at Wheelock. To much lol, we saw Miss Seah and Miss Yeo. So Bob was staring at me and asking who is the one opposite Miss Seah.
Bob:"who is Miss Seah Friend? Like familiar leh"
Me:"Sideview specialist"
Bob:"Huh who?"
Me:"Miss Yeo la"
The joke behind it is that Bob once stare at her boobs in Sec 1/2, thus the "Sideview Specialist" nickname Faris gave him.
So met Huanz, fail to get a cab, went all over the place, Darren got Kan Chiong as his Gf have yet to reach where he is, so he decided to come while we cab back. Fucking fail when we talk about how Nick will leave very early if he comes. Nick will be like-
"Tired la"
"BOB, Sleeping is Important, I need to go back and sleep"
"My mother call, ask me go home sleep"
"My grandma want Po Piah, I go home sleep"
"I want to have sex with the TV, so I go home sleep"
Lol, sorry nick, but BOB SAID ALL THOSE, BEAT HIM UP. I SCHEDULE YOU AND HIM IN A MATCH ON MONDAY. HAVE FUN!
Akatsuki!!
