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2009-10-16T16:12:00.000+08:00

Post #163

2009-04-26T11:13:00.002+08:00

I just realised Nick and I have this very ridiculous Naruto-as-a-background blog. Nuck has moved on, he is now trying to built robots and failing his A Math. Bob as you all know, have already retained and gotten himself a new boyfriend. Martin has move to shatec, we presume he will me MIA for a long timez. I am doing fine, I am a 6-pointer. Go figure.

As we all know, Bob has been suffering from the "I have retain and I am feeling like Shit". So do a good cause and donate to the "I have retain and I am feeling like Shit, Donate before I turn gay" Charity organisation. No, shit la, Anyway, I heard school is stressful and stuff, so we will TRY to entertain you pricks with as many shit as we can. Hopefully, it will help you Unvirginise yourself with the rest of the world.

GAHHHH

2009-02-27T13:22:00.001+08:00

NUCK COMP KENA VIRUS SIOL!!!!

2009-02-02T15:37:00.002+08:00

yeahhhhhh mechatronics. Time to build some fucking robots.

im gonna design a tank >:-) some, transformer tank. Like, friggin gundams. LOL

Yeah other than jianhao everyones probly gonna lol at my choice but seeing as the other 12 choices ( i put banking twice by accident, LOL) didn't quite agree with me, and being the lazy black man that i am i cbf-ed to walk all the way to some poly for Appealing Sessionz.

Aiya, whats on my mind now is im just gonna have fun with robots for 3 years, go equip myself with warfare knowledge in NS, then go university and get a REAL engineering degree to use for job hunting. Like, i'll work for the army and produce moar tanks for other countries or something....

I still remember when i was a kid i wanted to make missiles and omg here it comes, NUCLEAR BOMBS to sell to people, like go up to some kid at the void deck and say, Hey, do you want to buy a nuke?. Silly, but somehow i feel it's occurring.

What the hell, maybe i'll just end up going to mass comm in university. Life has many turns and bends and gangsters.

It feels good to be back

2009-01-18T01:16:00.002+08:00

Sorry asses, we have not been updating since the day Matthew left GYSS and his fort in the NCC room. We do apologise if you dearly miss us. Now, to get things started, HAPPY BELATED CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. Okay, just to get it of my chest as well. Nick is officially owing me a mouse. A very expensive mouse. YOU SUCK, BET AGAINST ME. HAHAHA, SUCKER.

I need to gather people. The more the merrier. Me and Darren are planning to have a match against the school team. We need players. We need a keeper. Bird wants to play outfield. If you are not a keeper, do contact us as well. MSN or Tag on our board. If I have no idea who you are, I will give you a number to call. Yes.

I am going off now. Have fun with your little dicks before those sec 1 arseholes sick it up their cracks

This is something called Love. NO, Wrong

2008-12-28T01:20:00.002+08:00

Okay, so I caught 2 Movies in 3 days. So here are some reviews. Bed Time Stories 3/5. Yes Man 3/5. I am too lazy to type it out why. So have fun watching it.

I am pondering on whether to read Twilight or not. It is much fail as alot of people are reading it, and I feel left out if they talk about how big Edward's Bazooka's are.

Okay, Listen to this Band Hey Monday. Hey Monday, great band, up and coming, sounds like Paramore, they are awesome.

Orchard is a gay place

2008-12-20T23:30:00.002+08:00

So yesterday, I decided to embark on a journey to Orchard with Sean. Actually Nuck was suppose to tag along, but his "I cant make it, grandmas" excuse somehow worked. So we went to HMV. I decided to buy Huannzors the Big Bang CD. IT IS NOT NICE TO GIVE SOMETHING THAT IS BROKEN, it is not not nice. I got Cold War Kids for myself. Hahaha.

So we paid Grayson a visit in Paragon. We thought Darren Yeo was working there, BUT NO, HE DECIDED TO WORK IN GREAT WORLD CITY. Haha, I have not seen Bangla in ages. So Grayson's job was pretty relaxing, he just walks around, and out of the shop as and when he wants. Lol. So we also paid Darrence and Alvin Chua a visit in the Pink Gingerbread house outside Paragon. Hahahaha. SO BOB DECIDED TO ACT SMART AFTER THAT AND LEAD THE WAY. I told him I know how to get to Tanglin, but he decided to walk, and end up at Far East. To be honest, actually he is hungry, he wanted to go buy "Old Chang Kee" Assclown. Lol

So after like an hour walk, we reached Tanglin. I dunno how the hell we took one hour, but we are slow. okay? I mean, Bob is, he keeps complaining that it is very far. So once we reached Tanglin, we felt poor. All the rich angmoh bastards spend their money there. walao eh. So we saw Huannzors working "very hard". Haha. So after failing to peel of the front of the price tag for the disk, she decides to be a saleswoman and starts recommanding stuff to us. So I bought a Trick Box, which is full of lol. And thanks for the staff discount. So we decided to continue touring Orchard as Huannzors ends work in another 2 hours. Much fail, we went to the Forum. Nahbeh, the place so old, but the things there so expensive. So we left and walk towards Takashimaya. Saw some Choir perfomances before getting lost as Bob felt hungry again. So after much lol, we ended up in Burger Kings, at Wheelock. To much lol, we saw Miss Seah and Miss Yeo. So Bob was staring at me and asking who is the one opposite Miss Seah.

Bob:"who is Miss Seah Friend? Like familiar leh"
Me:"Sideview specialist"
Bob:"Huh who?"
Me:"Miss Yeo la"

The joke behind it is that Bob once stare at her boobs in Sec 1/2, thus the "Sideview Specialist" nickname Faris gave him.

So met Huanz, fail to get a cab, went all over the place, Darren got Kan Chiong as his Gf have yet to reach where he is, so he decided to come while we cab back. Fucking fail when we talk about how Nick will leave very early if he comes. Nick will be like-
"Tired la"
"BOB, Sleeping is Important, I need to go back and sleep"
"My mother call, ask me go home sleep"
"My grandma want Po Piah, I go home sleep"
"I want to have sex with the TV, so I go home sleep"

Lol, sorry nick, but BOB SAID ALL THOSE, BEAT HIM UP. I SCHEDULE YOU AND HIM IN A MATCH ON MONDAY. HAVE FUN!

Switch, Turn it over now

2008-12-18T22:14:00.002+08:00

As we all know by now. I pass my Ns. I am now awaiting the Razor Nick and Martin owes me. Kennedy was Boasting about how he won 1 in a dota tournament. GUESS WHAT? I got one free. Met Eric before collecting the result, haha, he looks different. Eminem is releasing another album. 2009. SEE, OWNZ. Okay, I am being random, but it is okay, because I can afford to be. Next year will be a good year, I hope. My whole class will be more or less back. Basketball will not lack anyone, which means I will somehow still be in the "NBA allstar" Squad. lulz. I am Dwight Howard. Wtf. I want a change, I shall be Pau Gasol.
As you can see that is a long paragraph, like George Bush thing. I BET YOU GUYS THOUGHT THE "THING" refers to the dick. You sick bastards. Asshole pissing losers. HAHAHA

10 ways to own your dad

2008-12-15T21:03:00.002+08:00

Why Yes, I have returned from a long trip. I travel to all 50 states of USA and attempted to assassinate Sarah Palin and her Adulterer George Bush. MOVING ON, I have told martin I will do a "10 ways to OWN your dad" topic. So here are some fucked up ways, I am thinking and writing at the same time, nothing is coming up now. Shit.

1)Ask your dad to look up, when he does, Tune up the band, then when he looks back down, LOLDONGS. Instant KO, take his wallet and rape the money inside.

2)Steel Chairs are always good weapons, if you have no steel chairs, Sledge Hammer or any hammer for that instant can be found in his Tool Box

3)Drug his food with Mouse Poison is always useful.

4) Attempt to do a Sylar's Choke, this time, hold it like a Chokeslam Manner and use a screw driver and cut him across his forehead.

5)If he calls you fat, Low Blow him and tell him he is not any better

6)Call Barry to implant some of his pimple on his face. No offence Barry, Lulz

7)Ask your sister to seduce your dad, then from no where, you use a broomstick and stick it up his ass

8) Play a Metallica Song and see if he can take it. If he can, take Stick his face up your grandma's ass. If he cant, Still do it.

9)Attempt fake rape on him, then cut off his crown jewels

10) I dunno what is 10, just push him of the corridor and see if he survives, if he does, try it again.

This is fail, but still, if nothing up there works, phone Matthew, he will guarantee customer satisfactory. After all he IS matthew.

I miss USA, it will be nice to move to LA. Now I add LA to my "If I can migrate I will go to..." List. It now contains Melbourne, Sydney and LA. Maybe Vegas, but it depends if Nick wants to tag along. No I am not gay, I am bisexual, No, actually, I am not, Sean is Bisexual, he keeps asking me for sex, I am scared. I think the reason he is asking us to go Nuck's house tomorrow is because he wants to rape us while we sit helplessly on Nick's failing Couch.

Oh my pictures of USA is on Facebook if you want to know. I want to be famous, and live in Beverly Hills.

2008-12-01T11:53:00.003+08:00

Wah, i've like forgotten i was sharing a blog with jianhao and seeing that he has gone to honolulu i'll have to update more frequently again. Like, a quick run through of what my holidays till now consists of.

-Late night Dota

- WORLD OF WHAR CRAFT

-Bnet dota

- 14 hour sleeping sessions

-*WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM* NUCK, OPEN THE DOOR.

-going out on certain occasions for certain commitments(eg. taking care of grandma)

-Whar craft

-Shao zhe and his Mcdeliverings

So that about it, everyday consists of a combination of a few of those. I've got no life, but THIS IS NOT O LEVELS. THIS IS NOT SPARTA EITHER. IT IS HOLIDAYS. I ARE HAS RIHGTS TO DO WUT I IS WNAT TO DIONGS ON HOLDAYS. Wah, church bells ringing all the sudden. O_o, congrats to whoever is getting married. I wonder which church, the bell so hardcore one. It's as hardcore as jianhao when he knocks at your door, which will not be occuring anymore as he has departed from us around 5 on a wednesday morning to a far away place where most of us will not be going yet. I did not mean to make it sound like he died, but alas he gets chopped up every fortnight by elite squads of gangsters trained specially to handle his wrestling techniques. I'll wish him good and QUICK funs in chicago so that he may seek out lan shops and resume some dota activites.

Meanwhile for our more political rantings, with the recent bombay assaultings by some terrorists there was this one singapore lawyer.. suay suay staying in that hotel. Quote from newspaper, "Got shot in head and abdomen". I give my condolensces la, but the way i see it all over TV and the front page of the newspaper is like.. for lack of other phrases, Why so serious?

One woman die, whole country mourn? Mourn to her facebook account some more,wtf is wrong with you people. Be more sincere and go to her wake la. Im trying to imagine the US, every day some nagg0r caps a random white guy on the street, everyday one minute of silence. Then, it compiles, so they set aside one whole day where no one must talk. I mean, this kind of stuff happens around the world very very often, learn to QQ less. Im harsh i know.

Maybe singapore's very sheltered , we don't get headshots often, but i kind of felt there were more important things to put on the front page. Eg. the indian parliament fiasco that is going on now. Apparently, the prime minister and some consultant guy's idea of "Taking Responsibility" is to resign during such an unstable time where the country needs them most. Way to take responsibility, when something goes wrong, you quit. Its like matthew, he is not responsible. Why? When the pushing gets tough, BUT he has no funds for additional vanguards, he quits and claims my internet service provider is to blame. A lot of political aspects can be linked to matthew if you really think about it.

Aiya, i'll go play some -ap now to bide my time till bowling and seoul gardens.

FLASHBACK

2008-11-21T22:51:00.002+08:00

Post Number:154
Blog Status:Politically Challenged
Owner Status:Not Lesbian or Gay at the moment
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Valid but Matthew has yet to verify this blog.

Throughout this year, we both or either one have been thru the followings.
-Eaten by Fishes
-Fucker 10
-Baybeats
-Martin Lan Shop
-Steamboat
-Touched by hoes
-Lost the Undisputed Title to Huanni
-Wrestled
-Ladders Match
-Buffet
-Jinada
-Prom
-Singapore Vs Brazil
-Balestier vs China Team
-A whole other bunch of bullshit which I cant remember

All in all, The Nuck and Nose could not produce the same double team next year. One is moving on in life, the other is still stuck in where he is. The N&N is not disbanded, but when we gather, we promise to provide as much lulz as possible. Why? It Doesnt Matter!
Damn, I made famous that line. And lines like "Damn" "Oh Well" "The World's Undisputed Champion" and so on. And Nick provide much lulz in our life, and if he dies now, I swear I will remember him as a gay instead of a straight guy. He have breast, what can I do?

The next post you MIGHT see from the Nose is maybe during Mid December, He has to go rob a bank in Vegas, Kill Brad Pitt in Los Angeles and visit Masi Oka in Tokyo. So... :D
I never like people giving me faces like :DD or :))
I swear I will not talk to you if you ever do that. I swear. K maybe not. But Ah what the heck, IT DOESNT MATTER

We should get Jerseys, Cause we make a good Team

2008-11-17T02:06:00.002+08:00

Okay, by next year, I am going to miss stuff that people say, stuff like this:
Daryl:"Fuck your mother la""KANINA la Chee Bai"
Sean:"Ah Ma Siao"
Nick"Fuck you back"
Darren:"Oh Well"(His Version) "Kiwek" XD Kiwek
Raja:"Fuck you la bangla"
Huanni(Alot of Laughter from her)
Grayson:" Oh wellllll"(His version)
Edbert seeing me in the corridor:"eh Wrestler" Hahahaha
Yok:"Eh here all E, You N" He dont mean it la. Haha
WeiLoon(When I kaopei him):"E,E,E,E,E,N!"
Laoda:"Chao Ni Ma De lah"
Stuff like "Si Huan Na" "PENNNNIISS FISH" "Plant" "Pow Pow Pow"

Man, I am going to miss all this shit, all those laughter, all those fun, all those good times.
-Fucker 10
-Soccer
-Feng vs Nigger
-Wrestling in the Library
-Thomas being the German
-Alot of stuff, too much to be name

Okay all of you brothers, and sisters, haha, you will be deeply miss. Hope your next step will be a fulfilling and great one. All the best and God Bless.

LOLDONGS

Gang Gang Gang

2008-11-16T03:09:00.003+08:00

Thank Yok for the Pictures

Smackdown vs JianHao

2008-11-13T18:09:00.002+08:00

Today, I will do a review on a game me and Sean has been looking forward to. Smackdown vs Raw 09. It fails like a banana sandwich. Only thing good is the "Road to Wrestlemania" Storyline. I give it a 6/10, I think Sean gave like 5.5. Anyway it sucks, like Nick's Blue Chime hanging below his lighting's which makes it tough for tall guys to miss it. Anyway, it sucks, really, now looking forward for Gears of War 2.

So today happens to be graduation day. My class only had 5 representatives, which is full of lulz and fail. As usual, I was Towering Miss Ho as Daryl was owning Tan Miao Lingz with his height. Very sad teachers we have. I decided to lie to Miss Vasuki that I am going to Ohio to study next year, telling her I have been offered a 2k a month contract with a wrestling academy. She believes, I lol at her, everyone is happy, took a photo and hope for the best.

I am going to miss those dudes and chicks next year. Mixed emotions, happy to see them stepping into their next phrase of life, Sad that I should have been there with them and well to sum it all, hope you guys remember me, HAHAHA. I know, bet half of you guys will forget who I am by next year.

I had a great school year, 2008 have been great. Bob has been a great friend, encouraging and waking me up at times. A black man, who is also my partner in crime, and a dude name Martin which I have known for 10 years. Lol, I know Shari and Zetsu for 10 years as well. Win. I know Ming Wei for 11 years, fuck.
There was Fucker 10 this year, Street Soccer, Steamboats, Geylang, Chalet, Baybeats, Serangoon Garden, Jaymus, Switchfoot etc. Thou it isnt as great as last year, but what the heck, it is still great, should be happy I am alive at this moment. Cant take my life for granted. Everyday I live is a blessing. Blessing for you guys as well.

I SUPPOSE I WILL NOW GO FOR MY BACK TREATMENTS, JUE MAO INJURED ME AGAIN I THINK, 140KG SITTING ON YOUR BACK, HAHA, BUT I LOVE TO WRESTLE WITH HIM, NICE CHAP,ALWAYS SMILING. LIKE NICK, ALWAYS SMILING WHEN HE SEES A PENIS. HAHAHAHA

Arsenal 2-1 Man who?

2008-11-09T17:20:00.007+08:00

As of last night, I am a very happy man despite supporting Chelsea. Chelsea's Derby Rival overcame the odds and beat Man Utd. Better known as Man Who now. So Arsenal played well, despite the lack of possession and they defended well against the likes of Tevez, Ronaldo, Rooney, Berbatov, Fletcher and Alex Ferguson. Lol. Indeed Arsene Wenger is THE PROFESSOR. Like Sean, who has a Ph.D in Animal Studies.

Okay here is a look at the winners.

Groped, Gayed, shit man

2008-11-08T00:59:00.003+08:00

Okay, today, all of China(other than Nick) thinks that I am not going for China outing. I scammed them, Nick helped abit, I planned it with him. Even Lao Da thought I aint coming. So we decided to have our traditional Steamboat. We were place next to a vending machine which we are NOT suppose to buy drinks from. =\
They supplied Drinks in their "restaurant" and we have to pay I think a buck per can. We secretly took like 20 of them, but in the end we only paid for 6. WHY? Coz we put like 7-8 cans in the vending machines's hole, and I threw like 4-5 cans in the dustbin. Much lol, they are suddenly short of supply. Decided to fried some fish, but didnt like it, so there was "Throw the fish on the road" game. Martin successfully threw one on the road, second attempt, failed, he tried to throw, but landed in his "Leng Mian"(cold noodles). I threw one, but instead of the fish flying to the road, one of my chopsticks flew instead, and the fish? it landed on Daryl. Lol
Then Sean noticed the bloody banner on top of us, threatening to drop at any moment. It worte "Da Chang Jin Presents Steamboaf Buffet. PM3 to AM12." Lol, Steamboaf, no, it is not my mistake, it is theirs. So there was alot of lol, about the time. Martin gave an example of a English Question.
Q1)What time did John leave his house?
Q2) YOU SUMPA? SHOW YOUR WORKING CLEARLY.
You are now suppose to provide Workings for english.

Then, there was alot of talk about foods. Fried Rice without Rice, Bar Chor Mee without Mee, Etc.

So after steamboat, it is another China Tradition, my worst nightmare has arrived. Yes, Big Daddy Cool JianHao is afraid of Whores, or better know, "The Red Light District". I swear to God, it is worst than Jue Mao Attempting to throw you across the Library. So part one wasnt as bad as expected, but as we get deeper, I swear, I cant feel my balls. I am scared as hell. I dunno why, maybe the thought of a whore groping you is bad? Anyway, I didnt attempt any wrestling moves as the whores is scared of me as I to them.

So Laoda, Sean and Nick is challenging who got groped the most. Laoda wins round one, with like 20 touches, Nick has 4, Sean has 1. Then it was alot of doom, suppose to walk in between 2 rows of whore, I swear to god, they touch you like never before, I didnt dare to walk thou. Me and Daryl is scared, like shit. So me, Matt, Zet and Daryl took another route, hopefully we will be able to meet Martin, Boss, Nick and Sean on the other side. On the other side, I told Daryl there was a hot american infront of us, little did I know, it is a transvetis. Yes, I used IT. What the hell man, I swear it looked like a woman. Okay, dont laugh, it is embarrassing, but I dont mind telling you people, coz I am a good guy. Haha.

Then we walked even deeper, there, my worst nightmare was revealed, Pimps+Whore. So Laoda got introduced to some chicks while ME, THE GREAT ME, got groped by the pimp. Maybe I am so charming(LULZ) that guys like me, or I am doom to be gay. Anyway, he tried to introduce me to some chicks, but I wanted to kick him, but cant, seems like he is from a gang.

So after the lulz, I fleed into a cab, headed to Novena, bought some curry puffs, told an MRT to Toa Payoh, took a bus, Saw Hweeling, saw a mum scolding her kid, left the bus, head home, try to forget the shit I saw and decided to watch The Simpsons. Ciaos

-Oh and Huanni, Turkey isnt nice. =p

EXCEEDINGLY POLITE???

2008-11-07T12:55:00.003+08:00

reading bobs blog, the little bit about the Drama part in the elections. Thats so true la, singapore where got so much uproar one.

American Elections--

"OBAMA!!!!! *breaks down in tears* He'll bring america into a glorious future!! *sniffsniff*

Singaporean Elections--

"Eh..that nathan hor..he president already leh"

"HAR? Result out already meh i thought next week!?"

"My dog tell me one"

"Siao. Eh...then..last night the soccer match how ah?"

Well, election simulations for everyone. Now im just looking forward to a grand chinese dinner at the filthy yet suiting for triads streets of geylang. No idea why our boss refers to it as Kallang, like we're going to roll out the tables in the mrt station and have a steamboat there..

Just hope matthew forgets that he likes seaweed. Sucks when it somehow penetrates the barriers dividing the tom yum and plain soup bases and then wraps itself around the ladle.

Hot Hot Heat

2008-11-06T20:51:00.003+08:00

As of today, I declare myself SUPER unfit. We had Soccer today. Lol. We are suppose to be there at 1, but AS USUAL, we dilly dallied and well about 1.30, one by one came. Bunch of lol. So we had a 4v4 match, me, bird, Matthew and Dickson against Nicholas Gay, 2 Sec 3s and some dude that I dunno what his name is. I was panting like an asshole. Really really unfit.
Decide to play Keeper for Team Imba. I was being a clown in between the Goal post. Like really, just pure clown. Let a ball ole me, but manage to make some good save against Mung. From then on, it was the start of alot of bullshit.
Senerio 1, Jason kicked the ball into the Huge Drain. What happens IF YOU HAVE KINGSLEY THERE? He makes life difficult for Jason, alot of lulz. Martin was shouting "In Between the Pas, In between the Pas" in Haiqal's Accent, making things even more lol, I decided to prononce Moss as Mosque, No pun intended.
Senerio 2. Aloy, Mung, Kingsley, Bob, Haiqal, Martin and Shi Quan with a skateboard. Create alot of lol as usual. Kingsley decided to do something stupid again, this time, cuddling the skateboard and have sex with it. LOL. FHM Models. The Board broke, No I lied, but it will, soon enough.
Senerio 3. Mung, Zetsu, Bob, Me, Kingsley(AGAIN), Martin. ALOT OF DOTA TALKS. Pity nick isnt here. We were talking about my Rhasta, Burizas, Vanguards and how Desmond will Leave game if he is losing.
Senerio 4. THERE ISNT A SENERIO 4.

K Nick Owes me Big time.

O god, america

2008-11-05T22:30:00.002+08:00

Obama got 62% of the votes. Yippie, the face of america has become very Very dark. The white house is now very contradictory. Kenyans rejoice. For some reason, China nationales like our boss are also rejoicing, must be all the "Huo Puo" hes been consuming. My racist southerner friends are pissed beyond hell, they really don't like negros. Had to listen to him on ventrilo with his glorious texan accents complaining about obama, then some black australian guy got pissed off and they started yelling at each other. then the black guy swallowed his microphone and died. his last words were like

"Sho' fock up crucker shat ugh, ughsdfasfj,* gasping for breath*"

like, he swallowed a car.

Meanwhile i'll just continue enjoying holiday life before the o levels are over.

Run Obama Run!

2008-11-05T15:56:00.002+08:00

We all know Obama is now the next president of USA. I really would love to tell this to McCain fans, I told you so. Ha. Anyway, Congrats Obama for trashing McCain's face.

So I woke up at 11 today, fucking fail when you wake up late. Sleep late wake up late, fail like a fuck up. Anyway, the whole of last night, I was watching Transporter 2, Raw's 3 hour special and Tropic Thunder. Tropic Thunder was full of fail, mild humor, pure stupidity and too much Stars. They had Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr, Steve Coogen. Plus Cameos from Jennifer Love Hewitt, The Mooney Suzuki, Martin Lawrence, Tyra Banks and Spiderman, I cant spell his name for shit.

So plan to turn Martin's house into a LAN shop fail terribly, his dad screwed the internet, resulting in Nick's laptop failing and we had no Dota. We plan to turn Nick's house to a LAN shop tomorrow, hopefully it works. Sean doesnt seem to want to come, I am trying to lure him with free pizzas.

Koh Huanneah wants us to teach her Dota so she can own Darren. Wth. Anyway, I am planning to watch more movies tonight, some suggestion will be nice. I have yet to watch Scrubs and there is no Heroes this week. All in all, this fails.

I'm an emo kid, not comforting as can be.
Duh, Slice Wrist, Paint yourself black and wear tight skinnes to kill your balls, how comforting can that be.

I hate emo kids,not happy,too bad.
I hate transvetis as well

Leave me up Leave me up

2008-11-03T22:20:00.002+08:00

Okay, we will start of with my dad, who is turning a big five o. Yes, but I would not want to look like him thou. 50, losing hair, abit faggy at times, but after all he is my dad, I still have to find some love. This year is Michael Jackson's 50th birthday, heard he got 50 kids from Africa to stay in his house as a present. The kids was shown having butt aches while leaving the house. Wierd. Viggo Mortensen is also 50. He is better known as Aragorn in LOTR.
Anyway, Birthday's aside, Hamilton is World Champion, which sucks. What the hell man, Messa lost by a point, I swear, Messa deserves it more than Hamilton. Oh and since I am talking about sports, Arsenal,Man Utd and Liverpool is failing like chickens who has no drumsticks. Arsenal lost Stoke 2-1. Zet how is very happy, here is what he says on him msn.
"Stoke 2-Arsenal 1 HAHA Chopstick,spoon,fork" I did not make up the Chopstick Spoon Fork thing. I swear.
Man Utd barely even get 3 points against Hull and Liverpool got fucked by Tottenham. HAHAH.
Oh and for advertisement purposes, Huanni is selling her Sexy Red Couch. Click here to see it.

Can I Get Get Get

2008-10-30T21:16:00.002+08:00

Day 13 of the Holidays. Status:Bored as hell
Okay, I have been very very lazy now. My room is in a mess, I have been slacking too much and I have only lost 0.5 Kg. That is not good. Okay within this week, I have watched erm 12 Movies and 1 Season of The Simpsons plus an episode of Heroes. This week, the best movie I have watched so far is The History Boys, nice show. The most bimboish movie was Mean Girls and the Most action pack one has to be SWAT. All are old shows, but what the heck, I am bored.

I bored Moby's new CD to try to entertain myself. ya TRY to entertain. Next week is China's Steamboat, looking forward for more bullshit. I fail to realise there was soccer last night, what the heck. To make things worst, my room is in a mess, there are plates on my table as I am typing, and a cup which have been there since tuesday. My Itunes list says 5 days, 11 hours 22 mins and 4 seconds of music, my dad thinks I am mad.

Speaking of Dads, mine is growing more and more faggish. I think it is an illness. Faggotitis. He is going to become like Mohinder. I hope Ryan Chan doesnt see this but, Nick says his mum looks like him. Hahah.

Okay plans for this week and next's
-Sean's Cell tomorrow, I think
-Church, meeting up with my peeps on saturday
-I have no idea what to do on sunday
-Gym with Sae and maybe Sean on Monday
-I might head to school maybe tomorrow or something, or maybe next week, for fun.
-4 Nov, fly to USA, become an american citizen and vote for Obama
-5 Nov, I am suppose to Direct a flim that stars Nick and Abdul Dhabi. Title "One night in UAE with a nigger"
-Next friday, China's Steamboat, I will raise hell, I swear, maybe I cant swear, but I would.

If I had a money honey, would you love me love me love me
No, I wont, so screw you again

Come Right Out and Say It

2008-10-27T19:35:00.002+08:00

As it seems, Chelsea lost Liverpool. Obviously I am unhappy, but I already predicted that our home record would be broken, but not by Liverpool. Anyway, the lousy goal was really a sucker punch to us, it doesn't really matter now.
In the midst of the O levels exams, you guys are feeling really tense and stuff. Chill guys, I know you all will do well. I have faith you will do well, like how you think I would for my Ns.

I realise, as I move along my life in Secondary School and stuff, I’ve begun to notice what irritates me on a more obvious level. Self-doubt - the thought/suggestion that tells you - I can’t do it/I will fail even before I try/Oh shit that was the worst answer I put for my exam. And, to make this even more intriguing, it seems to occur among the younger crowd like us. So I question, what makes you think that you will fail? Previous experience/failure? Paranoia? Oh wait, I know - the common christian diagnosis of the fear of failure?

What happened to self-confidence? The belief that you are worth something, more than you think. If we accepted some hogwash that we’re rejects and we can’t do jackshit, yeah.. you really are jackshit. BUT, we’re not. Acceptance of a lie is unacceptable, simply based on the simple logic - it ain’t true.
As corny as this next bit may come across, I fail to find another, more appropriate way of explaining.

I treasure the classic conversation between Bruce Wayne as his dad that went something along the lines of this:

Q: Why do we fall?
A: So we learn to pick ourselves up.

No one can change over night. That change of a defeatist mindset could very well take years. What separates the losers from the winners is - choice. I CHOOSE to try and try again.

This is for the “emo” kids. Time to grow up.

2008-10-26T16:22:00.004+08:00

Whilst jianhao continues to butcher the english language with his erratic spelling and sentence structuring, at least i see he gives things a try and pushes on, just like how matthew will push his lane till the very end in everyone's all time favourite dota. Though i myself am somewhat much more complacent this O levels than the prelims, which is wrong, its kind of disappointing and sometimes angering to see people totally giving up over abit of difficulty. Just happened to meet a old friend which i have not kept in touch with for some time. Like us hes secondary 4 and taking the O levels. But his attitude towards challenges is just sad. Now hes just sitting at home and playing all day long instead of studying, because he feels it is too difficult. Its a insult to people like jianpengz who are still trying.

Mom decided to surprise me by buying a couple of music cds ( metallica, ac/dc, disturbed). Its kind of weird, shes buying stuff for me even though its her birthday, but then again im a practical person. I'll clean the house for her later on. Was doing abit of physics, i think i've got a grip on it already, like i can remember most of the relevant things, got a A2 after doing the 2006 paper (left out the marks for the nuclear physics questions). Not expecting the same for o levels but considering i've failed and failed physics since sec 3 and have only started working on it last month, i'll be kind of happy to even get a B4 on the actual paper. No point regretting not studying when i had the time, regretting all kinds of things. Whats done is done, look to the future and make it glorious with what time you have left. I take life too lightly, time to work harder.

Dude, I am a kakorrhaphiophobic Kid

2008-10-26T03:35:00.002+08:00

Maybe mentally, I am still childish, still very immature, but I dont really care. Maybe one day, one day something or someone might change this mindset of mind. Oh, never ever quarrel with me, I wont really give up, I am very very stubborn, like Homer.

Faggish stuffs aside, I dont seem to err use words well. Haha, I know, much fail. I am still using Thing as Thinks, vice versa. Eh boy, dont laugh, I will own you in Maths. Now I am regretting NOT being a private Os candidate. Fucking gay, all their papers are so easy so far.

As usual, there will be rantings, maybe not for this post. I have decided to see things in 2 different pespective, thou as I am very stubborn, I hardly will accept the positive side. I am rather pessimistic for a 16 year old. Really, maybe it is time I should grow up, what do you think?

Sae has been talking about Japanese Composers or something along that line, I gave up after reading it halfway. My bad. I will continue some other time.

Ian asked me to hang out with him after Os. Sounds rather gay, but no. Figured those chumps will crash into my house after their Os, ransack my fridge, rape my sister, ladder matches and some Narutoz. Damn, I promised them. Suck balls.

Dudes, maybe my thinkings are weird or fucked up at times, but I dunno, I like to speak my mind. Without thinking at times. Maybe I need to stop. Maybe, just maybe.

I am going to get drunk.
there is Jolly Shandy in Sakae for the lulz

Sir can I have a second?

2008-10-25T11:20:00.002+08:00

We all know Darren is has the likings of stuff, and we all know, he is a horny bangla. It is also because of this that Liverpool will lose Chelsea. Look, let me give you a brief review of Liverpool supporters.
Matthew Goh- Have likings for, you know, Cocks.
Darren Yeo- Big Siol
We can all see Liverpool supporter's are all abnormal in one way or another. Haha. Unlike Chelsea fans like me and Huan, we are niggers, so we do anything we want, anywhere we want. In your face Liverpool.
Once in a while, I should just use a bloody post and write alot of random shit. I wont be getting my Les Paul, I am jobless. It is going to stay that way til I turn 18 or 21. Either that, or I want a job now that pays me like 3k a month, which is near impossible.
Sae asked me to hear Ida Marie's I like you when you are naked. The song is full of fail, thou her voice is good. What Sae? I just speak my mind. I just place Jonas Brothers to the 'Artist I am going to hate" Section.They can join the likes of Miley Cyrus and Click 5 if they are still going to suck.
Oh yesterday, I was at Velocity, so there was this man trying to sell some perfume or something. He goes around asking, with his american mix with that gay tone voice.
Man:Mdm, can I have a sec
*Woman just walks pass"
Man: Sir, can I have a second?
Dude(in his early 20s with his friend): Fuck off la.
His friend: Gay Fag.
The man looked really sad, HAHAHA, Gay shit.

Comrade, do not blow our cover
Aye Sir, Fuck you.

2008-10-23T22:09:00.002+08:00

Dammit, this blogthings.com is getting addictive. like warcraft. world of warcraft. and waffles.

You Are Kidnapping

You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant.
A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power!

You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge.
But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.

What Felony Are You?

sadly true, i should go reflect on myself again, or something.

Your Pimp Name Is...

Master Fly Dynamite

What's Your Pimp Name?

yes

Ah well, spending abit too much time on the computer now time to study

DIVERSIFY YOUR PRODUCTS

2008-10-23T21:47:00.004+08:00

Just happened to chance upon that "What does your name mean" website. Now how can i, being what i am come across these little stuff and not have the curiousity to check it out? AND THUS THE RESULT.

What Nicholasrossrichards Means

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic “Type A” personality.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

You heard it guys, im sexy and i like my ducks =D.

Kind of figured out how they generate these meanings while experimenting with various names like "asdf" and "loldongs".

For each alphabet that appears once or more, a certain paragraph will spawn. So my name has these letters, nicholasrd. Thus it spawns 10 paragraphs for these letters. Way to spoil its mysticism huh?

Anyways, about 5 or so papers left to go. Time to crush this exam one subject at a time. Then im just going to play, play play play till im the biggest fucking nerd there will ever be in this world.

USA vs USA

2008-10-22T21:06:00.002+08:00

Today, as life sucks and on the 4th of November, it is US Election day. After a gruesome well, year or so, it ends up being Obama vs McCain. I am supporting Obama, so if you are supporting McCain, scram!
Reasons why Obama will win:
1) who the fuck wants a female president if say something bad happens to McCain?
2)Obama likes pie,like The Rock. Dont believe me, go youtube and type "Obama and Pie"
3)He is black. In a good way. It is time for a change. Nigger owns now.

That concludes why Obama will win. Now I will rant about daily happenings in my life. My dad is a fag. End of Story. He is an utter fag. A fag that ransacks your room if you are not at home. Starts to reason with you about everything even thou you are right. Bloody fag, if he wasnt my dad, I would have whooped his ass.

Which leads me to why I want to migrate to another country. Preferbly, Australia. Well, it is close to Asia, but far from that fag dad of mine. It is bloody peaceful there. No terrorist attacks, No George Bush and no PAP. Which is good. I will get skin cancer there, but fuck it.

Obviously shitloads of peopleis going to ask me if I’ve missed home. So here’s my reply if you ever ask:

1. No I don’t. And I’m not kidding.
2. I never really liked singapore to begin with, so calling it “home” is a bit of a misnomer.

My sis has become an Ah Lian. Ask Huanni, Darren or Grayson. Fucking Lian. She is going to suffer in the future. Bloody sibling I have. Acts Cute just to get stuff she wants, fucking failure. Spare my major usage of vulgarities in this post. I am just piss.

This concludes the ranting of JianHao. Hopefully, you dont enjoy it, coz I didnt. Unless you are a fucked up saddist.

Lolcats

2008-10-21T23:05:00.003+08:00

English paper was seriously like, the north and south pole today, regarding the difference between paper 1 and 2. Paper was not difficult so to speak, but for some reason i simply could not write. It was just bad planning. Being a bunch of lazy fucks, they decided to just write down the timing for both of the papers at one go, so on the white board on the stage there were two different timings. I actually looked at the paper 2 timing, and thought i had till about 5 or something to finish. Before long i realized my severe error. I had just about finished my composition, which was not up to the standard i normally set for myself, and i was actually thinking i had 40 minutes more to do my letter writing. I then began to think its kind of weird that paper 1 is going to last for 3 hours. Double checking, i found out i had been looking at the wrong times, which was confirmed by the invigilator as if he were listening to my thoughts.

"Candidates, you have 15 minutes more"

I can't tell you how screwed up i felt. It was a serious mistake on my side. I had spent over an hour on composition leaving myself with only 15 minutes for letter writing. This is going to sound dramatic but i was actually like, having my life flash by in my mind, eg. i was thinking about looking at my O level cert and it says there English D7 or something like that.

I was seriously scared. I was just scared, i am NOT proud to say i was really shivering in fear. The prospect of failing my best subject is just terrible. I do not often write about God when it comes to blogging, but i seriously have to say he helped me. Its true, god will help you in your truly dire moments. I have never been so scared. But then a certain calm came over me as i kind of like, requested back up from god. Then, i just wrote. I didnt really think much for the format simply wrote down my REAL address, left out school's address, and the handwriting was abit curvy like bob because i was still shivering abit.

Its really like, god came over me. My hand seriously just moved on its own and wrote and wrote and wrote a full length letter in relatively alright english, stuck to the point and all. Sure i did not get to flower it up with a bit of pretty words but still, i really thank our lord for how hes helped me in my crucial moments.

Afterwards comprehension was surprisingly easy. Like, easiest comprehension i've done. Darren got caught for molesting the invigilator with words and then we finished up and went home with bob. There goes some 4 years of secondary school english.

K now i have to go, my toilet caught fire.

Abdul Dhabi is my Bitch

2008-10-20T20:44:00.001+08:00

I seriously think it’s an age thing. It’s already Oct… and this means, I’ve done 4 years of Secondary School. Where the hell did 2008 go? Too fast.. just too damn fast. Looking back, I haven't been studying hard. I have not been studying hard since P3. Damn.
Okay, basketball-ed with my classmates today. Overslept, came 1 hour late and it rained 50 mins later. Why, Thank you(looking up in the sky, trying not to curse). Decided to head to school to see those dudes and chicks studying. Raja needed alot of brushing up for Chem, So I, an N taught an E. In America.
Raja and Darren was having the usual "Si huan na" and Bangla quarreling, before Raja played with Wei Loon's Home country. Wtf, that Raja. Wrestled with Jue Mao, at one time, he was lying on me. Wth. Try letting a 200kg dude lie on you, damn my injured back.
I am now downloading Metallica's New Album. Hahaha. Time to kill myself with death metals. If you didnt know, Abdul Dhabi is my Girlfriend. Nuck's one is Donny and Martin's one is Prinesh. So we are very United Nations. Now I will try to do something to entertain myself.
Oh, and I am so gonna miss those 4Es. Those Chumps gave me some of the best memories. Now, all the best for you guys, you better do well. Remember, we still need to go for New Years Day Countdown.
One last thing, Rihanna is coming to Singapore, Nov 13. Damn. I dunno, but I think the best Black female singer is Alicia Keys. Lol. Damn the rest of them.
Disturbia, am I scaring you tonight?
No, Screw you

Whats this "O-levels" everyones talking about?

2008-10-15T22:01:00.003+08:00

Studying for my science practical tomorrow, by like, reading through how to set up various experiments to perform magics such as titration and decanting and all that kind of things.

Physics should be a breeze provided they don't try to make you defy nature by doing things like

balance the meter rule on a prism. None the less at times like these, one must drink chicken essence to obtain maximum marks. Actually, the whole point of this post is to drink chicken essence. So, go drink some chicken essence now. Bye fools.

2008-10-12T16:08:00.002+08:00

Though it was a rather inappropriate time, my relatives decided it was necessary for us to board a tiger airway flight to Bangkok for no particular reason. Since the flight was dirt cheap the plane kind of broke down when we were taking off, then it flew with only one wing.

I got served a glass of lukewarm water, and thats about it. They serve people depending on their mood, like, different people get different stuff. If you paid a dollar more you can get abalone with peanuts and all that kind of thing.

The thai land was not very happy that i have a camera phone, so i was not allowed to take any pictures as it would constitute terrorism and rape. Therefore, there will be no pictures today.

Took one of those sick thailand cabbies, the ones that like to drive on the wrong lanes and into people's bathrooms. My driver claimed he was once a army colonel or a monk or something, and he was rather unhappy with his current job. He soon realized that no one cares and continued on to the hotel. The hotel is some pattaya princess place, i dont really dig it but it was just one night so whatever. Visited some temple with a big huge buddha, he looked happy with all his offerings so i decided to just say hi to him, then i bought some enchanted flowers which are supposed to make you grow a huge dick when you bathe in it. I doubt it would actually work but lets face it the flowers smell good.

Then visited a restaurant that gets it's seafood from a fishery nearby. Had sharks fin, abalone, crickets, and various other seafood dishes. Quite a feast for lunch. Walked around those street markets, and i was surprised at how tasty the food was. It cant possibly be healthy of course but it's taste had standard.

But it eventually got boring so i was dumped at a huge lan shop nearby with my cousins. Somehow those thai people hacked the warcraft 3 and changed the language to thai. But we eventually got over it and began playing dota with our thai counterparts, made some friends with a thai couple who spoke english.

Turns out they decided to skip work to play dota, but everyone has their way of doing things i thought. So we played 5v5 with them on our team. Thai players appear to have a liking for lightning revenant.

Of the over 12 games i played with the different people in the shop, there was a lr in all of them. I was surprised though when me and my cousins found out that we had unintentionally took part in a kind of local dota tournament. Lost somewhere towards the end and watched the remaining few teams play ( they didnt allow people to play on their own during the tournament) . Finally the winning team won about 10000 baht, which is about 400-500 sing dollars, just nice to split between their 5 members. It was nightfall by then and i skipped dinner, slept in the hotel till the next morning.

Took flight back.

30 years into the future

2008-10-12T13:44:00.003+08:00

What will happen 30 years from now? By then, we are all hmm 46? Lets see what our homies will be doing by then.

Martin-I am not suppose to say about him, he got pissed and stuff. Damn
Nicholas-Married, Owns a Man Bra Company, Millionaire.
Sean Lim-Married to a man. Owns a Farm and is the biggest Pork Selling Company.
Thomas Lau-Became a Nazi, Cut off one Ball and try to rule the world with a weird Mostache.
Sae-Prof in ACJC, All his kids are studying in ACS/ACSI. Child names are Acsjian, Acsbob, AcsSae
Huanneah- A Korean. Decided to become a nigger Korean, better known now as Kigger.
Darren Yeo-Now a Big Boss of a Construction Company called Bangla Pte Ltd.
Zetsu-He became a plant 20 years ago, He was last seen Slam Dunking in the NBA
Barry Goh-Obsess with being a Spanish Wonderkid. He is now a Millionaire.
JianHao-A Wrestler. 20 times World Champion, Won the Royal Rumble 5 times in a row and is a Legend.

I own everyone 30 years from now. Oh well. After all, IT IS JIANHAO. Why yes, It is ME

The Geek in Me

2008-10-09T21:09:00.002+08:00

First, I will like to start by giving a shout out to Barry. Happy Birthday! Have fun in Malaysia. Or not.
I fail to follow Sae to ACJC's open house. I got lazy. Haha, and I've still got another year, what's the rush? If you guys didnt know, I want to go ACJC, but somehow, I figured the chances are slim or none. Either that or I will take Physcology in Ngee Ann.
Decided to force myself to wake up today to play basketball. I am now in the holiday mood. I will suffer next week. So we played a few 3v3s, 4v4s, 5v5s. Oh, I have the honour to start against Feng. Hey, I never get to play them before, and they are good. So to me, we are like Singapore and they are like Brazil.
So it was me,Justin,Ismail,Some dude and Junde against Wang Kangz, Yu Chen and 3 other dudes. Surprisingly, we led 5-0 before we crush out like asses. Yu Chen is fucking gay, so tall, rejected me. Anyway, it was a good game.
I am becoming a geek. Haha. I have the sudden interest in wanting to learn. Somehow, I like to know something and then boast about it. Haha. Like "In Your Face man, McCain is gay. Like Sean" Since Sean locked his computer up for 4 weeks, he wont see this. HAHA SEAN, YOU HOMO. IN YOUR FACE MAN. Lol.
Oh, pardon me, I like to speak my mind at times. So if you a Government Official, screw you, you are just like a dog. The Government wants you to do this and that, you shake your tail, wait, in your case your butt and do whatever he says. Asses.
I am so gonna get into trouble if they really see this. Darn

Ns are over, so what?

2008-10-07T20:57:00.002+08:00

Okay, since now my Ns are over, I will have more things to read and rant about. First I will like to thank the people who have been supporting or encouraging me one way or another. A big thank you to:Martin,Nick,Sean,Sae,Ian,Kingsley,Darren,Daryl,Nazi,Penis Fish, Jia Wei,Huanneah and those I didnt mention. Well, you guys are deeply love. Lol.
I just bought myself a book. I have like now til next year, fucking loads of free time. The title is Rigged by Ben Mezrich. Cool name. Mezrich. I have yet to read it, but the sypnosis is about this Wall Street Novice that changed the world of oil. Ya, cooking oil.
I got a look at Nick's family tree. There is a hot babe, in the family. His cousin I suppose. Sean decided to poke fun of Nick's Great grandparents or Grandparent or something. And Sae, yes, Sean is err, homo. Damn.
Okay, so now there is this hugh break, this is what I planned to do.
-Lose alot of weight. I said this a million times, now to find some determination to do so.
-Get a job. Maybe, still thinking.
-Crash our school prom dressing like Chris Jericho. You know, the tights and that Save us Tee. Yeah
-Lose alot of money while gambling in Vegas. Yes, I am going to Vegas babeh!
-Read more books. I hate reading, but, I figured this is the only way to make sure my english improves.
-Martin just called me, He roared at me. As in "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Now, I will kick him.

Heroes 3 Episode 4 is out I think, time for some Hiro Nakamura!

How Many More Do We Have To Lose?

2008-10-04T23:39:00.002+08:00

Well, we all heard or read about a formerSingapore Polytechnic student died on Tuesday while doing chin-ups at Lim Chu Kang camp.Ya, it happened in the NS. Well, I am not against National Service, but I dont like how it works.

So here’s my final take. Quit blaming everyone else. The army is guilty a lot of things, but because of its status as a government asset, it can never be faulted. No senior officer can be charged or punished. There will always be a junior rank that will take the blame. Too many deaths have occurred, even before my dad's time.

I once heard an account of a soldier that died. He was the only child. At the funeral, the CO supposedly went up to the mother and apologised. The sad mother gave the CO a slap across the face and said something along the lines of - “I gave you my son, and now he’s dead”.

How many more sons must we lose?

So from what I gather from CNA’s report, is the implications that the Polytechnic system is to be questioned now. Supposedly, JCs have mandatory physical activities, so that implies that they’re fitter. Can someone smell some top class bullshit around? My friend use to be a BMT instructor, and he said JC kids were the shit of the lot. By shit, he really mean SHIT. Now obviously, different JCs produce different kinds of shit - I’ll save that for another day.

So after much lulz, Stars are coming to play in Singapore. 7 Jan 2009. Have fun!

Wallpapers

2008-10-02T23:22:00.003+08:00

Its either what we have up now or this------->

Happiness is not Cheng yue.

The guy looks happy?

Let Bygones be John Cena

2008-10-02T22:40:00.002+08:00

Okay, so today sucks. Well, History exams sucks. Miss Vaseuki thinks that Japan will never come out, but NNOOOO, it just had to come out and Kamikaze us. I wasnt that piss, but you should have seen Belicia, she was crying. HAHAHAHA. Asswipe.
So Huanneah told me something about me retaining and stuff. Something about Miss Tew asked "someone" to pick either me or Haiqal to drop. They kinda hinted me who was that person, but I wont really bother much. Maybe, just maybe, this helped me. You never know. But I wont put this to heart, I dont even know if it is true, so I wont really care. That person have been motivating me thou, so much lol.
I got a feeling Barry will ask me who that person it. So, I will tell you beforehand, I wont say. HAHA.
I watched Heroes 3 Episode 3 last night, freaking awesome I tell you. My sis is a biimbo worhx. She has been watching alot of Gossip Girl. Very very bimboish. And she is complaining she is short. I mean Duh, obviously you are, I mean you are 13, unless you are a Daryl, dont expect to shoot up so fast.
Copeland's The Grey Man is Awesome. Sean, do you want it? Or else I will coffee you.

Mugging

2008-10-01T20:44:00.002+08:00

I feel very illegal and very Bob. Definition of Bob-Download Albums illegally off the internet. Ya, I did that, I downloaded 12 Albums in total. Much doom to me. Well I have heard 5 of the 12 so far. Oasis, Anberlin, Plain White T's, Metrostation and The Script. Haha. Doom much?
I have History tomorrow, Maths on Friday and a very fucking POA next Tuesday. Okay History is going to be easy. I mean how hard can it be? Germany 'kena' the Treaty Of Versailles, which led to the Great Depression, Stalin was desperate and gave Hitler a fucking blowjob.
I got this new phrase. Fucking Blowjob. Base on Russell Peters, It is the only line no one can counter with. lol. Since you fuckers have been using my "Oh Well" phrase to often, You guys are Fucking Blowjobs.
Okay as a Christian, that 2 words sucks. Err so sorry to those who felt offended. I mean, it can be as bad as DX's "Suck It" Or Stone Cold's "Double Digit". IFFFF YOUUU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'. Sorry, I am being very random.
It looks to me that Obama is still winning McCain. I mean, it is a good thing, right? I just thought of a racist song, never mind.
There was alot of Basketball as of yesterday. Alot of people went, does 11 count as alot? Anyway, Barry decided to "lock himself up and study" and refused to make an appearance. So there was alot of 5v5 and on that day I scored 4 3-pointers. Hey, it is lucky I scored one, I am not a 3-pointer guy, I am more of a "Get-In-My-Face-And-You-Are-Doom" kind. I treat every game as if it was rugby. =\ Hey, I play rugby, bleah.
Okay, Now I will tune in to my Relient K album that I've Bobbed.

Fucking Angry

2008-09-28T22:07:00.002+08:00

Well, as we have all witness. Ferrari got gayed. My favorite Driver sucked in the last 4 rounds and well luckily Hamilton didnt win. Singapore pools are happy today. No one expected Alonso to win. He started at 15, and he won. Well, good for him. So much for F1, now we revert back to our normal life.

2008-09-28T13:09:00.002+08:00

I feel bad for those people who went down to Orchard last night and eventually tonight to watch the grand prix. I mean, unless your just too damn rich or are true racing fanatics like my mom's homosexual-but-richandhappy boss i think its absolutely not worth the money to get squashed like a sad sardine with a couple thousands of people just to see a few cars dart across your side of the track within a few seconds for about 60~ times.

Call me sadistic( because i am anyway) but the only reason i'd ever want to go is to see brutal accidents though i do pray that doesn't happen to those good racers. The sport is fine but err.. to me it just has no watching value. I'd rather collect those cars and/or drive them. Actually, i'd rather collect watches -_- but meh i won't stick to one thing for too long.

Watching on the television in the comfort of your home and your faulty living room air con proved to be not too bad. Like, i was expecting the cars to go faster but i think they put some restriction on the speed because my cab can go as fast as them when its a emety road at night.

or maybe its some skillz that these drivers have picked up, drive slower so you can make perfect turns around the bends or something like that, or maybe racing is just not my sport. Around when hamilton started overtaking massa i decided to change to channel 55 to watch some "Gao Jia" show, its a ton better. Then my mom exerted her authority over me and consumed the ben & jerries that i bought on my own. So i had to walk to 7 11 to get some more.

Passing by the primary school it looks so much more scarier than ours, maybe its because we're unfamiliar with it but i wouldn't mind doing a fucker many in there when we are free from the restraints of examinations and studies

. And for the record, i got a 33 for my L1R4, hep me God? lol. Have to put in more effort for my PoA and geography, im SUPPOSED to be good at them. Math is like, a few more marks till im there and since O levels are kind of easier i guess i'll at least pass, hopefully. But perhaps the best is to just wait and see and play some dota during this crucial time.

Nuck and Nose Guide to F1

2008-09-28T11:18:00.002+08:00

The F1 is today. A ya, the LONNNNNNG Awaited F1 race is tonight. I am betting on Raikkonen to win. I dunno why, I just think he is the coolest driver on the track. No, I am not gay.
This is how the top 5 will be. In my opinion.
1)Raikkonen
2)Messa
3)Hamilton
4)Vettel
5)Kovalainen

STILL, F1 will never be famous as Soccer. Fullstop. Maybe one day, but not now. I mean, I did rather see Ronaldo cry like a baby or see Alex Ferguson jumping around angrily. I only use Man Utd as an example, they suck. Duh. 5 games, 2 win, 2 draws, 1 lost. Super Reds are better than them.
Huanneah has this thing for Korean boybands/singers. I have no problem seeing Huanneah go Ga-ga over them, but somehow Bob errr, you get what I mean.
My N levels are well, tomorrow. I have no freaking confidence. My prelims results are bullshit and it is demoralising. Damn.
I am fucking tired as of now. I slept at 5.30. Oh, Heroes 3 is awesome, you need to catch them, freaking good I tell you. I have this urge to spoil it for you, but nah, I wont.

2008-09-28T00:23:00.002+08:00

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONG DONG DONG!

Doom in 4 Days

2008-09-25T22:11:00.002+08:00

Oh today, I will talk about Coca Cola. I know, it is random as hell, but well, why not talk about Coke. We all have drank Coke once in our life right? Drinking it once in your life is down right pathetic. If you didnt know, apart from God, Coke saved my life. It has some stuff inside that saved me when I was young. Oh well.
Talking about Oh Well, You fuckers have been posing and using my infamous 2 words. Damn you man. Haha. Sucks when time keeps ticking away and N levels is in another 4 days. Less than that thou. On a brighter note, there is PE tomorrow, hopefully it doesnt rain. Sucks.
I decided to be a utter asshole and count how many seconds we get to live.( I know, I am an asshole, I hope I didnt do that.) We get 3156000 Seconds to live per year. Sucks. Do your own calculations from there, I am lazy to type it out.
I just upsetted Miss Diana Koh, oh well. I told her that I gave up on POA and stuff and she got sad. I mean, if you were the teacher and N levels are in like 4 days and your student tells you he gives up, you will be sad too right?
Getting 26 for POA, sucks, the feeling sucks. Darren, Raja work hard la. You all still got time to chiong for POA.
Had some chatting session during Maths period, I am rather doubting whether I can achieve what I say. ACJC, Monash, Bleah.

2008-09-25T18:14:00.003+08:00

Just realized how damn tiring it is having to wake up every morning for school.

i have some sleep problem, what is a nap for me is considered a full sleeping session for others. Under normal circumstances i'd wake up early to go to school early for the sake of being early, but as of late i've been pushing my waking up time further and further towards 7.

And when it comes to the point where if i do not want to be asleep half of the time in class as a result of waking up for school, i don't wake up for school at all, which usually occurs once in a week. Good thing our form teacher is either forgetful/lenient/can't be bothered to make me give a reason for excuse. After 3-4 days of asking me to Remember to bring the MC, it'd slip off her mind and i'll just let life go on. Bad lah i know but im sleepy =/.

Bugged my mother to take me to the Zoo to walk around, like, walk a kitty. I love animals, like bob and jianhao and fesh so i decided to put aside some time to spend with my mother less she thinks i have fallen into the categories of hateful teenagers. So i guess i'll be spending this saturday/sunday out of my house away from the evil internets. Everyones got to have a life, eh?

Meanwhile i'll just convert my unproductive times of staring into a wallpaper of akatsukis to experiment-cook some dishes. I'd bake a cake for the heck of it if i had a oven but nooo, my kitchen is too damn fail to accommodate one. So i guess i'll just sit down and think over what monster dishes to make today.

Gahhh

2008-09-24T17:44:00.002+08:00

Damn, I have noisy kids screaming from one floor down, and I have a pounding headache. So much for that, I still got my bloody Revisions and I just dota-ed. Shizzle.
Martin's Dad is supposedly a fag, I wont really care about it. I just hope my dad wont sleep under my computer table to prevent me from using the comp.
Here is a shout out. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEY CHUA! God bless and enjoy your day!
Sean claims Clay Aiken is gay. Lol, It takes one to know one. Remember who started calling Jun Wei and Matthew Gay? Hint: SLBX. Damn
On a last note,
Kids. Love em. Hate em. Oh shaddup.
FUCKING HEADACHES

Honkie Kong

2008-09-23T20:41:00.003+08:00

So today was a day where Raw had it's 800 show, Nick turned gay, I am not suppose to disturb Edmund and China got invaded by Pakistan. Recess today was rather full of lol. Nick found my wrestling videos with Joel. Much doom. So me, Chunny and Nick decided to speak in different accent, making us look like utter assholes. Or how the British says it Blooooody Hell.
N levels starts in approx 6 days, I am more or less doom. Oh and I am screwed for POA. I think Miss Koh is rather upset of me this morning. This is what happen.
*I was sleeping*
Miss Koh: JianHao, look at how much you got, I believe you can do better. Blah Blah
*I, being a complete ass, Turn my head facing the other direction and continue sleeping and didnt really bother to listen, so it became blah blah blah to me*

I got 26/100 by the way. Sucks. Miss Koh must have been very utterly upset. Well, in this 4 years, I can see how commited Teachers are, I have not been noticing it much until well this year.

Jo and I finally went to Botak Jones for dinner. Cajun Chicken and Fish & Chips. And as great an eater Jo is, he surrended to a portion of chicken the size of a human heart. Both of us didn’t finish our fries; I think we left enough fries for a whole meal.
I’m staying away from Botak Jones for a long time. So Marts and Nick, No Botak Jones. Argh. Fat fat fat.

Sucks when you are 16 and a half, they give you a bluddy NS letter. Sucks. NS is going to waste you years of my life. This is for the families who lost their sons, not to any war or national threat, but to some idiots wearing uniform, holding a rank that earns them obscene amounts of money while the very soldiers whose lives are in their hands are taking home shit for an excuse called “allowance”. All I can say is.. faster ORD loh… not happy ah, shoot me lah…

You Can Run, But You Cant Hide

2008-09-22T00:23:00.002+08:00

Found out some shit news from Eric. Something that affected us. I am piss after hearing it. Maybe after I read something from somewhere before Eric told me. Well, Confucius once said Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you. I think, he was right. I bet a million he is. Believe it or not, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE MAN. I swear. What goes around, comes around.

Well, putting those shit aside for a while, Man Utd drew Chelsea 1-1. Well fair scoreline I think. Figured I wont argue about who was better. Waste of time.

I am in no mood now to joke, so spare my un-funniness. No, I repeat, I am not emo. Really. I mean, would I be so stupid to go into a mode where I start to hurt myself like a complete ass? Nah, not worth it.
Avenge Sevenfold is coming on the 24 Oct, Kanye West on the 29th. F1 is next Sunday, and no, I am not a Big fan or F1. My knowledge of it is very little. Hamilton, Ferrari, Hamilton, Schumacher, Renault,BMW,Raikonnen, Hamilton, Flags, Super long shit. I mean, why pay like hundreds of dollars to see cars race by? It will va va vroom across you in 5 seconds. For like 40 times? Ha, retards. I did rather watch Equestians.

My sister is a complete asshole. Wait, ya, she is a ASSHOLE. She had to break my INXS Disk Cover. Yes, I know I sound faggy, but I hate it when my CD cover breaks. Very Fucked up man.

Oh, to sign off, You Can Run, But You Cant Hide

Duckman

2008-09-21T12:20:00.002+08:00

After much lol, I got myself a StoneCold Steve Austin 7 Disk Cds. Much fail. I got it for 8 bucks, figured it was worth it. And Yes, I am still a fan of Wrestling, even thou I have not been really following it for the past few months.
I bet you niggers must be thinking what is the process of Gas turning into Solid without going throught the liquid stage. Guess you fuckers think it is Sublimation dont you? Well, base on our bloody textbook, it is Condensation. But I have to be nerdily curious and check it up. It is called Desublimation or Deposition. Stupid Chemistry.
Tonight Man Utd will be owned by Chelsea. Fosho man.

Fake Pets

2008-09-19T22:49:00.002+08:00

No Martin, My Komodo Dragon is real. Figured I will call him Laen. HAHA IN YOUR FACE MAN. Screw you man, figured you cant beat my pets. I sound very lame and neopetish now but uhh what the heck. I have a bloody Bull called Bull and a BLACK Wolf which I just name him Nuck. Yes. Nick is now a black Wolf.

This is very lame teh shitz. You get me? Oh, there is this song Called Bloody Nose by Earlimart. What the hell man. I know my nickname is nice, but you dont need to write a song out of it. Damn, I am thick skin.

Fatigue

2008-09-17T19:22:00.003+08:00

I am very tired. 3 days of after school basketball has taken a toll over me. Well, more basketball today after school with Barry and gang. Decided to go back to school and slack. Amazed at how good Andy drawings were. Yes, I have not been paying much attention to his drawings. Oh well. Then, decided to walk Huannzors, Darren and gang to J8.
Lolled much before meeting Andrew in Toa Payoh. That fucker failed to bring his The Academy...'s Disk. Asshole. I think I wont be seeing him until maybe in 2 years time. He is going to Chicago University for his studies. Oh well.
He was saying how wearing a tie is such a pest. Define the social placement. interpretation and meaning of the modern day neck tie and its implications on Singapore society at large, particularly young urban professionals.
In plain simple english, why do we entertain the concept of wearing a piece of clothing that DOESN’T improve the quality of work, yet by NOT wearing a tie, we are assumed to be improperly dressed?
Great Theory, no wonder he is so smart.

Chelsea trashed Bordeaux 4-0. WOOOOO!

LOVE IS THE MOVVEEEMENT

2008-09-16T21:04:00.003+08:00

The previous post was not me. It was Nick's. So stop asking me about my head. My head is fine. I am going to sign off with my name next time to avoid confusion. Asses.
I am going to get a job this coming holidays. That is if I am hardworking enough. I am still thinking. I need 3k US buckaroos. I want a 2002 Gibson Les Paul Standard. It is US$1650 . About 3k Singapore dollars. Oh well. Here is what a 2002 Gibson Les Paul Standard looks like for you dumb dumbs.

I am selling my Bass to my uncle. Haha. I got it second hand, for 800 bucks. I am selling my uncle for 500 bucks. Lol. I have yet to Restring and tune it thou. What the heck, it doesnt matter.

I was in J8 for dinner, suddenly my tummy hurts. When I reach the toilets, I made a dash for the only vacant cubicle and then suddenly, I came to a screeching halt, and dashed out.

Imagine this. We have some of the world’s greatest people. We have famous everything - food, shopping, chewing gum law (which is beyond dumb), certain politicians (I can’t say names without being shot) and so on. We’ve established ourselves as the mediahub of Asia and pride ourselves as one of the finest cities in the world.

All of this.. and we dunno how to shit properly.

Wah piang eh.

Save the Cheerleader, Screw the World.
-JianHao

2008-09-16T16:06:00.002+08:00

Didn't attend school today due to some head injury.

Hit my head abit hard on some concrete while playing the night before, and when i got home my mom pointed out that some blood was trailing down my neck. Not wanting to worry her i just said i scratched my head too hard since everyone knows i have a evil case of dandruff. So now im having some headache, i think i'll go see the doctor later on.

Having nothing much to do at home i decided to watch the first exorcist film. Was not THAT scary as people made it out to be, but its certainly better than 4bia. Plays on your beliefs, you know. So i guess i'll spend the remainder of my day alternating between studying, playing and sleeping.

NORRRRRMAAA JEAAANN

2008-09-15T21:40:00.002+08:00

OH NO SHE'S A REJECTOR- Darren Yeo, while trying to disturb me =\
I am rather bored. My mum promised to buy me a guitar. Figured she wont get me and electric, so I will stick with an Acoustic one. Better than nothing. No, I am not going to take Guitar lessons, I rather learn it myself. :) I am that good at learning something, most of the time, it will take ages but who cares.

My prelims is as of now, rather screwed. I am not one bit prepared for my Ns. Really, no kid. I feel rather gay and sad that I might fail. I do feel that way if that means I am going to fail Ns. No, I won’t be slashing my wrist, getting drunk or wearing eyeshadow. And no skinny jeans either - haven’t you heard? Skinny jeans are bad for your balls

As of now, I am a rather happy kid. I am getting a guitar. Yes, I am still boasting about it. I should stop. Okay I will. SYSTEM OF THE DOWN SUCKS MAN. THEY SUCK LIKE MY KOMODO DRAGON.

My Komodo Dragon just killed my neighbour's cat. wtf man. I am so screwed now

2008-09-14T23:22:00.003+08:00

Had like, the best lantern festival tonight.

Met up with my fellow comrades and started plotting on various methods to have fun and generally cause public disturbance.

Tried to make some packet bombs by scrapping off the materials on the sparkler which ignite to give sparks. But, i guess god did not want us to do stuff like burning down trees and playgrounds, so he sent some rain before we started just to make the place damp to prevent any fires.

If he hadn't, the tree by the playground would not be there by tomorrow.

Anyway, after all of us came we made our way to the little huts near the temple. Engaged in some happy class activities, eg. Lighting up 15 sparklers at the same time, throwing over 20 sparklers across the field, throwing a sparkler at your friend's not so manly chest by accident.

It is to be expected that after all the noise and chaos we made, some goody two shoe resident would call the police AND fire department to check up on us. On seeing the lights of the fire engine and two officers heading towards us, i had to say that during that moment i may have stood a chance against Hussein bolt.

As i ran, this little racist joke came to mind.

Why are niggers so fast?

Cause all the slow ones are in jail.

So ran i did, and i overtook zet how. Now thats rape.

But alas, some of us weren't built to run like great spartans and out of ..i dont know what for those that were caught, we one by one turned ourselves in. Kind of stupid but , i dont want to be the only black token that decides to ditch everyone. Gave the officers some identification, before they began to run their mouths on us. They didn't really warn us about anything, they just started telling us stuff like.

"This your father bench ah?"

"Want throw sparkler throw in your house lahhh"( This is by far the dumbest thing they said)

" Why you run?"

" Can i set you on fire?"( Yeah sure why not?)

"Can i give you a blowjob?"

Made us do some CIP, then we got sent off. Actually i wanted to continue playing somewhere else but everyone was pretty beat after all that. So we went over to some exercise corner to do our usual stupid things before i cabbed home with zuo yang and ming wei since we kind of live very nearby.

This is very wrong of me, and i should reflect more on myself but i have to say, i am remorseless. Oh the things i'd do to have fun.

Chinese is that important?

2008-09-14T13:37:00.003+08:00

I dunno, I am a race traitor. That being said, I hate chinese. I mean not the people, but the language.

I wish I dont have to speak chinese now. A 3yr old could beat me. That being said, I’m perfectly fine with that. I have no issues if I cant speak chinese. And, don’t even start explaining to me that I should learn my mother tongue. My mother tongue is English. My race is only chinese on paper. If I could erase it, trust me I would.

I am a racetraitor. So sue me. Really, Chinese is one tough shit to learn. Ask Nick, Or Barry, Or Huannzors or Ash. Even Bob agrees.

I dont think it is really going to affect me much if I forget Chinese. To a point that I can’t have a decent dialogue with anyone, simply because I’ve cast out chinese totally out of my system.

Somethings I really wonder why Chinese is more "important" compared to English. If you fail Chinese, you can still pass your Ns/Os/As but if you fail English, you are more or less Good Gamed.

On the other hand, I am rather grateful for my Chinese teachers, even thou Tew Li Li was the one teaching me for my whole secondary life so far. She has been really patient to a class that is half "Ang Mohs".

WRITE A RANSOM LETTER!!

S for Shit

2008-09-11T21:50:00.002+08:00

Was talking to Eric online. Figured he got his NS letter and I have yet to receive mine. Either it is I am lazy to take the lift down 25 floors or I dont need to go NS. Some of you kids know why. Haha.
Eric has a driving license, wtf man. He is 20 days younger than me and he has a driving license, 2 houses and a good pay. Wth man.

Caught up with my old friend Mike on msn. His surname is Jacobs by the way. bloody hell. I want a English name. Stupid asshole enjoying life in New York. Asswipe.

I have always envied Americans, BUT I rather be an Aussie. I swear. I dont mind getting skin cancer than suffering from a lot of George Bush, Miley Cyrus or Paula Abdul. Back to why I envy them is that no matter how fat they are, no one could say anything. No, Kidding man. They are just awesome people. They make nice music, nice movies, nice food, nice phrases. Phrases like "Fuck your momma up your ass", "You Fucking Asswipe, move you fucking car".

I need a guitar, badly. I swear. I mean I cant swear but you asses understand what I mean. The Click Fives are playing on my Itunes, hold on while I change the song. Done. Hearing their songs just pisses me off even worst. They tried to dress and look like The Beatles, WHICH IS WRONG. I MEAN YOU ARE NOT EVEN 1/100 OF THE BEATLES AND YOU WANNA ACT LIKE THEM?

I think I should create and Music Award Show. Sean would definitely go against it, Nick would'nt. At least someone hears GOOD Music. I mean Sean hears good music, but he needs to broaden his knowledge. =p.

WTH?!?!?!?!?! I DID A =P AT THE END OF MY LAST SENTENCE. I DUNNO WHY, BUT DOING THAT IS DAMMNNNNN GAY. SHIZZLE ON MY FIZZLE DIZZLE MAN.

You say what?

2008-09-10T21:08:00.002+08:00

Final Account, Petty Cash, Expenses, Income.......

Death man, Death. POA sucks. No idea how I ended up taking it.
Basketballed after school. Sucks when you are damn lousy and you are surrounded by pros. Well, I manage to dominate with strength. Much Nahbeh. I think I killed Jia Wei in the process. Alot of Rock music playing on my playlist. Fightstar,Linkin Park, The Cab, The Bravery.

Much fail. I think I will proceed to killing my accounting books. Have fun.

Faith Boy Faith

2008-09-09T22:49:00.000+08:00

Got this from a friend of mine.

An ATHEIST professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with GOD, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and the lesson went like this:

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(STUDENT IS SILENT)

Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fellow. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From…God…

Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(STUDENT DOES NOT ANSWER)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

Student has no answer.

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, test table, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof : Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.

(THE LECTURE THEATRE BECOMES VERY QUIET WITH THIS TURN OF EVENTS)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(THERE IS PIN-DROP SILENCE IN THE THEATRE)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, lashing light…. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Student: Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(THE PROFESSOR SHAKES HIS HEAD WITH A SMILE, BEGINNING TO REALIZE WHERE THE ARGUMENT IS GOING)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(THE CLASS IS IN UPROAR)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(THE CLASS BREAKS OUT INTO LAUGHTER)

Student: Is there an yone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(THE ROOM IS SILENT. THE PROFESSOR STARES AT THE STUDENT, HIS FACE UNFATHOMABLE)

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on FAITH, son.

Student: That is it sir. The link between man and God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving and alive.

Lol, I need God now. I need him now

Die Emo Die

2008-09-09T21:15:00.003+08:00

I was walking back home when I saw a dude using black eye shadow and looking very emo. Fuckers. I have this thing again people who are"Emo". All those black eye shadow/slit-my-wrist/I-cry-cos-its cool shit. You wanna act like your emo, go see a shrink. You wanna act like your depressed, take up some acting classes.

Lol, I am very anti-emo. Maybe not fully anti, I just dont like it. It is just very lol to see males wear black eye shadow and slit their wrist. You wanna die, why no stab yourself? Isnt that what you guys want?

Seems like Singtel won the bloody Iphone deal. As in I knew it a long time ago, but argh, why Singtel. Still feeling very pissed that Singtel won it. I figured after a few months, there will be something like this happening,

Customer: Hi, I have some problem with my iPhone. The wifi connection is very slow. What’s wrong?
Singtel Tech support: Ah… solly hor.. our network hor, now vely busy…
Customer: So other people have the same problem?
Singtel Tech support: Yah, cos hor.. the grobal warming affeting the caber unner the sea.. so our satellite sitnal damn jialat.
Customer: What rubbish is that?! I just signed a new contract with Singtel and what is with this stupid replying tone?
Singtel Tech Support: No choy lah sir… technorogy liddat mah… you tly later can… I now vely busy… tank you for supporting Singtel…

Confirm, I bet you. And No, I am not going to be a poser and get an Iphone, figured it sucks.

I am going to get myself a DSLR camera. Those big ones. I will get a Nikkon brand. Dad has been reasoning with me about using the 10 mega pixel digital camera. No, I am not going to use a digital camera unless I truly need to.

Okay I have counted. 1 more month for me to chiong. 1 more month before I start my losing weight programme. 1 more month before I will decide to take up the guitar or not. Oh Barry, the bass is fucking important. So, no use quarreling. Haha.

Prelims are this friday. Damn. Maths and POA. I think my POA is rather screwed. I mean, POA is one of the gayest subject a guy can ever take. Really, no kid.

Had a chat with a friend online. Haha, a geek talking to geek talk. About what will happen if Microsoft created a Car like how they did to a computer.
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2.The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.
3.Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
4.You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.

Figured unless you are a geek, you wont understand. Rofl

Come on guys, one to two more months of mugging! GO GO GO!

Nick And JianHao Mannequins

2008-09-08T21:27:00.002+08:00

For we have passed 100 post, in 4 months, damn great justice. Anyway, we figured the past 100 post are pure bullshit, maybe some fact. But mostly bullshit. From Gay Footballers, to Matthew, To Plants to Sean.

Oh ya, I just realized Nick and I hear every Genre of music, maybe not all, we hate classical and Opera. I think we have the music knowledge of OMFG great. From Underoath to Metallica to Copeland. And we even hear Matthew's singing while playing with his erm, pants.

Kanye West is going to Glow in the Dark on 19th Sept. Black asses.

I was at J8 thats now after my back thing. Yes, stupid Back injuries. ANYWAY, I saw this 2 kids pestering the mum to buy them Pokemon cards. Looking back, I lolled at myself. I use to spend hundreds of dollars on WWE cards. Fucking Fail.

Primary school days was alot of Pokemon, Yu Gi Oh, WWE, Some bug card game and alot of bullshit. Lolling at the fact also that we boys use to swore we will never make friends with girls and stuff. Really funny and Inmature. Primary school will be sum up with this few words : Samuel, Twist of Fate, Matthew's Mother, Big Eugene slapping his forehead, Cilongz, Ryan Ho and Mr Leon.

Congrats to Death Cab for Cutie for winning an MTV Award. Yay!
I will follow you into the dark

=p

2008-09-08T00:24:00.003+08:00

Sean thinks about alot of stuff. Really. Sometimes I wonder why he is so smart. That Bob. Anyway, ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR PRELIMS. I MEAN TO ALL 4Es. If you guys fail Os, I will whack you, if I fail Ns, you guys can gang me.

DEAL. It is 12.26, I am not planning to sleep til maybe later. Sucks when you have Ns in your holidays. I only got like Friday to enjoy, very fuck up. Maybe I will give school a miss. Maybe not.

I need a job after Ns. It will be damn sian during the holidays. Sadly Wake Me Up closed. Shit. I dont want to work in fast food, reminds me much of Shao Zhe. Rofl.

Okay, Nick promise me that I will get a free Cow if I kick Sean. Very good deal. In Cow, I meant Steak. In Steak I meant T-Bone. In T-Bone, I meant Really good T-bone. Maybe Thomas Roger's. But the only problem is, I hate steaks. =\ Utter randomness.

Will go jamming with Edric and Co next Saturday. Woo. Awesome. It has been long since I last played.

Prelims is in a week's time. Ns are in 3 weeks. Holidays is in 4 weeks. Nick's face being squash by my fist in 1 day.

Huannzors will get some Big Bang. Big Bang is back! Not.

Memphis and 53rd

2008-09-06T22:54:00.003+08:00

OH YEAH. SOMEONE LEND ME MINUS THE BEAR'S MENOS EL OSO. Woooo.
This is so cool. Anyway, is The Academy Is... playing on the radio nowadays? I thought I heard them. Anyway Avril Lavigne is playing tomorrow. Just so you know. I am not going also. Much lol

I am getting CDs this coming Friday. FREAKING AWESOME. Okay, I am getting Big Bang's Stand Up. Confirm. Yes Huanneah, be very jealous. And I am getting Electrico's We Satellite and Sigur Rios's new album. I wont bother typing the album's name. It is damn long and it is in Icelandic.

I dont know why people like to put a youtube video on a particular song on their blog and put the lyrics below. Like I would bother to read about the lyrics. Haha. No offence thou, I find it very wierd. NO OFFENCE HOR.

Jaymus has 3 boils on his face, poor kid. Now he will use his white skinnes to wipe it. NO JAYMUS, I DIDNT SAY THAT.

Darren will have to one day realise supporting the same team as Matthew will be very upsetting. In other words, Liverpool wont win anything this year. Like the Utah Jazz.

I have decided to give you guys verses everytime I blog. Much lol to you guys. I know, this is very religionist but I figured God wants me to do it. I dunno why, God is powerful, after all, he is God. I will have to obey.

"Better a patient man than a warrior, a man who controls his temper than one who takes a city."Proverbs 16:32.

I might go to Damien church tomorrow. Dont know, I feel tired.
If you guys dont know, Barry is Canadian, or England English.

Peace out

We Sing, We Dance, We kill you

2008-09-06T00:06:00.003+08:00

Finally, my friend decided to return me my Jason Mraz CD. For a moment, I thought my Komodo Dragon ate it. Anyway, Jason Mraz is awesome, better than Miley Cyrus. Like 1000 times better. Ahh, I just hate Miss Cyrus.

I just remembered about the bear joke Sean told me. Figured if you want to know it, ask Sean. Sucks, I have no plans for tomorrow other then church. At least I can sleep and get some rest. Either that, or Beaver is going to ask me to jam. Yes, I have a friend who is called Beaver. Okay la, not his real name. Like Bob, who is swine and Fish.

Sean and Sae got second in some singing competition. Clap Clap. Oh if you are interested in hearing bands who are not on the radio or what Sean calls it, gay unknown band. Hear The Cab. They are freaking awesome. Or you can hear Days Away, Saosin, Jack's Mannequin or Mae.

Figured your wont hear them either. You kids prefer bands/boybands like The Click 5, Jonas Brothers, Westlife( hahah) and My Chemical Romance. I hate them all, other than maybe Westlife and abit of Jonas Brothers. Why hear MCR when there is Underoath?

Figured some of my friends are having family problems. I know, at times our parents can be asses. I have 2 verses from the bible. I dunno why, but I have a feeling God wants me to put this up.

"quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger" (James 1:19).
"confess your faults one to another" (James 5:16)

Well hopefully it helps those who have family problems. Well, I dont know what it is like to have a broken family, but I know it sucks. So we are kids must try to help in any possible ways. Peace bro.

Every little things gonna be alright, every little thing, is gonna be alright.

Alalalalalalala

2008-09-04T21:22:00.002+08:00

Okay, finally the end of Phrase one of N levels. Well, I have yet to enjoy my holidays and school is reopening next week. Very faggy. Figured that you kids are watching EPL, I will give you my predictions on who is going to win this year.

Chelsea. Confirm going to finish number 1. Why? Because we are simply AWESOME.
Arsenal. 2nd or 3rd. For sure. They will field a full squad of NON English men. For sure.
Liverpool. 2nd or 3rd. If I dont put them so high, Darren will come and gay with me.
Man City. 4th to 6th Some Abu Fuckeweewee took over and now they are fucking rich.
West Ham. 4th to 6th. What? West Ham what.
Tottenham. 4th to 6th. Because they sold their gayest player to Man Utd. So they are Gay Free.
Aston Villa. 7-10th They Have AhBangALowWhore
Everton. 7-10th They Have Louis Saha. And Wayne Loonie
Sunderland. 7-10th. I dunno why, but I figured Roy Keane will tackle the referee and get alot of cards.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT NUMBER 10 TO 17th.

Now teams who will be relegated.
Manchester United- Rooney and Ronaldo will continue their gay antics on pitch. Anderson will join Home United, Berbatov is their latest gay purchase. They live by this motto, " More Gay, More Luck". So after all, Man Utd will try to undress the referees.

NO IT DOESNT MATTER. BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, ZET HOW WILL WIN THE EPL ALL BY HIMSELF. FOR HE IS A JOLLY GOOD ZETSU, FOR HE IS A JOLLY GOOD ZETSU.

I am getting out of point, now I will go dota and rape my opponents with 6 potions.

To be loved, To be loved

2008-09-03T18:26:00.004+08:00

As of late, Nick has been updating this blog. So rather rare. Anyway, figured my SS is rather screwed. Maybe a B3 or B4. Anyway, that is a bad result if you thought it was good for a moment.

Oh I went to buy Jamie Scott & The Town's Park Beach Theory CD. I am suppose to get Stand Up by Big Bang, but ahh, there is always next time.

Nowadays, I feel like a fag. I am suppose to do well and go to 5N or get hantam by all the 4Es. Stupid bet I made with them, actually their representative, Mr Bird.

Sucks, tomorrow is English paper. Fucking Miss Ho putting alot of pressure on me and Barry. She expects an A1 or at least an A2. Time to die. Oh ya, N levels are damn gay. Okay I have 3 subjects this week, but I HAVE TO WAIT 4 FUCKING MONTHS TO SEE IF I GO TO ITE OR 5N. Sucks. Sucks. I repeat. Sucks. Like Nick's breast, it Sucks.

If you dont know, Sean has a girlfriend. Her name is Vanessa Hudgens, he made me post it up here. So lol at him. Sean beat up that pretty Boy Zac something. I think Zac Apricot. Ya, w/e.

ERRR WORDLIFE!

2008-09-02T23:54:00.002+08:00

Stumbled upon some thread regarding energy drinks, then i got directed to this product.
Wired X505. O.o

quoting their stats ( i forgot what they call they part, so i'll just call it Stats)

Ingredients per 23.5 oz. can include:

505mg Caffeine ( u want to die???)
365mg Guarana Seed Extractz
4400mg Taurine ( BRAIN CANCER FOR YOU?)
145mg Inositol
730% of Vitamin b12
290% b6
235% b3
145% b5

So.. it has 5 times more caffeine and 3 times the taurine of red bull. Its like, the closest thing to powerthirst now. They say its sold in 7-11, but i guess our local ones aren't hardcore enough to stock up on this.

After much failure at esports i decided to just walk out of my house. Then, i didnt know why. I just walked down to 7-11 and existed in there for around 10 minutes.
So it was like, just me and the cashier. The guy was like, feeling uncertain about my presence and it kind of got to me. I went up to the fridge and took out two cans of red bull. I was planning to store them for future usage.

i went up to the cashier intending to pay. Then, i just stood there. So i was there looking at the cashier, and he looked back. Then, i opened up one of the cans and drank half of it infront of him. Confronted by a supposedly black guy wearing a gray hoodie, there was little he could do but watch. I was gonna drink up the whole can, but i realised what i was doing. So i put the half-emetied can on the counter and he proceeded to scan it. i shoved him 5 dollars and drank up the remainder and left the can there. he gave me the = face and i figured out that he was feeling uncomfortable.

So i walked into the door like a great AT-AT and left.

2008-09-02T13:32:00.002+08:00

As the trend of being a homosexual grows, i've returned to my blog recently to find multiple soccer players engaging in blow jobs and french kisses. K, good for them.

Grandma just got discharged from hospital, so she has a maid now. Im planning to go visit just to like, teach the maid how to be a servitor, like, a FEMALE BUTLERZ, cos right now all her indonesian mind can think of is to mop the floor over and over. Like, she just got reformatted or something.And dont flame me, the majority of indonesian maids i see have simply proved themselves to be quite noobish after being shipped over.

Meanwhile i sit at home with nothing much to do. Then while staring at the akatsuki wallpaper i noticed the fucking world of warcraft at the lower left hand corner. Now im getting the relapse feeling. Sucks when they make overly good mmos and charge you for it. Im receiving the whispers into my ears telling me to make gaming life sad for some anonymous low levels.
Those last two sentences did not link, but i'll leave it there anyway.
I think i'll go cook my ice cream now.

i told you the cat was a fag

Darren Lol

2008-09-01T15:03:00.003+08:00

Darren wants some gay Man utd photo. Much lol to him
Okay here it is

Oh lol

Here is one to piss him off. Liverpool is gay as well

2008-09-01T03:53:00.003+08:00

Had a awesome dinner for no apparent reason.

Recommended by a friend, bunch of us decided to go to Tiong bahru to patronize what is probably one of the best seafood restaurants ( not sure if should call it that, its like a coffee shop but, the standard sure isn't) in singapore.

It has a franchise i heard, and even the taxi driver knew about it. As soon as i got there i witnessed several tanks filled with seafood that you probably won't see in your market, eg. Geoducks O_o
Their specialty there is crabs and sure enough they had about 3-4 different kinds of crabs. Anyway we ended up buying some massive white crab. One of its legs alone has about as much meat as the claw of a regular crab. Agreed to split up the cost of the meal but no one ever told us that the crab alone would cost $150. holy mofos.
Turns out the same guy that brought us here was a blind fuck and misread the price as $X/kg when it was actually per 100g. And that was a big crab.

Our troubles aside, the place was pretty good. The service went as far as to deshell the crab for us and WIPE OUR HANDS?WTF? NOW THATS SOME SERIOUS SERVICE.

Cabbing home, i witnessed first hand the simple unwillingness of singaporeans to pay the ERP. The traffic was pretty slow, and when i was assuming that an accident probably happened up ahead, the driver became buddha and gave instant enlightenment.

He told us that it was only a few minutes till the ERP went offline, and the traffic was slowing down so they wont have to cross the gantry before the time is up. Before long we arrived at said gantry, and sure enough the cars were trying their very best not to go pass it. Traffic police were around to 'saman' the motorcyclists that stopped by the road to wait.

saw some fucker who die die just dont want to pass the gantry, so he completely stopped his car right infront of it( its just 1 min more). Lucky for him the traffic police was busy and didnt see that. Just then the gantry went offline and almost immediately everyone sped up and drove as if they had been doing that all along. so much for a dollar.

Calling out to idiot singapore....=/

Boys Like Gays

2008-08-31T13:43:00.003+08:00

Oh it seems there is a Nike 10km Human Run. Lol, figured registration is over ages ago. Boys Like Girls is playing at the run, so is Plainsunset and The Great Spy Experiment.

So I might consider heading back to esplanade today for Baybeats. Caracal, Jebidiah and I wanna catch The Oslo Castaways. Haha, Unknown bands. Damn your music knowledge. SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC!

Okay N levels is in 2 days. I am going to die. Studying on why England and Iceland are fighting for fish. Stupid. Fight over Fish.

English: Hey mate, that is my fish there(English Accent)
Icelandic: No, Thiz iz mae fizh
English: You hand it over or I will bitchslap you
Icelandic: C'mon Bring it onz youz Englizh Baztardz

So after all that shit, Iceland send 100 Yeti to chase after Manchester United. Guess who won? Of course Chelsea did. Oh lol.

Oh I stumbled upon this. Damn funny, English men are so stupid

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry; I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

Presenter: What's the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Presenter: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Presenter: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Presenter: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.

Presenterl: How many Olympic Games have been held?
Contestant: Six.
Presenter: Higher!
Contestant: Five.

Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?
Contestant: Erm...
Presenter: Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.
Contestant: 1965?

Fucking funny. Nevermind. I have proof that Man Utd is full of gay. Esp Rooney and Ronaldo

Have Fun being gay. No wonder Ronaldo isnt leaving Man Utd For Real Madrid.

Baybeats

2008-08-30T23:39:00.002+08:00

Baybeats 2008 was okay la. Not partnered with Wake Me Up Music so it isnt that awesome. Spend 2 hours there with Gerald and my cell group. at about 9.20, went to find Darren,Huanneah, Jaymus, Ash and Crocodile Hunter. Now Sean is crocodile hunter. Really, full of lulz.

So I caught Cardinal Avenue, You and Whose Army, Some fillipino Band and Electrico. Actually, We just caught 10 mins of Electrico. Much lol, Darren and co came and left in 20 mins. Told them they would just waste their time.

Okay, This year, the local bands are not as good as last year. Other than Cardinal Avenue who is pretty okay. Gave The Lucksmiths a miss, Fuck. Figured there isnt awsome local bands like The Fire Fights, Giants Must Fall, Plainsunset, Vertical Rush and all.

Headed back with Ash at 10, figured I need to go see a doctor. My throat has been killing me since Wednesday.

I smell like cigarette, bloody smoky Esplanade. I am getting Electrico's new album thou they are not as great as last time.

Maybe I will go Baybeats tomorrow too, but I got N's in 3 days. Actually 2, in 15 mins time. So all the best to me.

Zetsu Bday + Serangoon

2008-08-30T01:01:00.006+08:00

Today was a full day of lol. Had teacher's day concert. Damn, the MC's voice are fucking irritating. Other than Hafiz, the rest sucked. Well Mr Goh won the most caring teacher, figured he should be, something that he can say he is proud of.

So after school tuitioned, than headed to AMK. Actually not really AMK, I was in the Cab, and Sean was making me blur by telling me AMK Hub and Serangoon. Darren had to tell me Chomp Chomp, that Sean, confused me.

So those who were there:
Ben, Darren, Huanni, Sean, Damien, Jaymus, Wei Loon, Eileen, ZuoYang, Jia Wei, Zetsu.

Lol, So caught up with them, really great la. I have not been catching up with them for some time, People like Ben, Eileen, Weiloon and gang. Food was awesome la. Haha. Than we got sian after we finished dinner.

So we were deciding on Baybeats, Slack, Jaymus's hous or walk and get lost. Walked and Get ourselves lost won. So imagine 11 Sec 4s walking around, with about half of them still in school uni. In Private districts. Those Bloody Dogs were barking, 1 after another. NahBeh.

Ended up in some park. Spend about 2 hours day. Well this is what we did.
-Climbed Spiderweb
-Pole Dancing
-Acting like complete retards
-Zuo Yang was psping almost the whole time
-Eileen and Wei Loon was ahh, you know la, tsk tsk
-Alot of dancing and imitating artist.
-Martial arted with Huanneah, Sean and Darren Yeoz.
-Ben Attemped to jump over poles
-Talked about 4bia. Hahah
-Jia Wei was Pow Pow-ing. Actually not really la, he was rather quiet.
-Jaymus spend half the time walking around the playground, practically doing nothing.

It was awesome la. All got tired and headed back to Bishan, they ate, I left.

Bad Quality photographs sucks man. Ahh I need to bring a camera next time round.

2008-08-29T10:49:00.003+08:00

Actually we had the engineering and law exam today, so after this surprise change of topics we were very exhausted. When you are feeling exhausted, you will follow the 'zetty bunch' and follow them wherever they wander around to.

After removing the eyebrows of some random local azn actresses on the 12 lotus movie poster, we went off to observe jia wei buy some shoes that he did not buy anyway.

In the end, we ended up getting stuck in food junktion and i had to eat some crappy chicken rice meal that was made of 5kgs of fail. Should have forked out abit more money and get a pepper lunch.

Lolled abit watching jia wei and zet how engage in our standard class quarrellings. I had wanted to secretly audio record them but nah. Still, it begins to take a toll on your mental well being when you sit there and listen to them fight each other for over half an hour. So after being a great Nigg*r and having a sip, nay, drinking up everyone else's soup, i left.

Took a cab home and fell asleep before i could open the door.

so i layed myself like a massive human door carpet and existed on the corridor.

Happy Birthday Sean

2008-08-27T19:04:00.002+08:00

So today was Sean's 16th birthday. Guess what he got for a present? Nope, not a MP3, Nope, not a bible. Nope, he didnt get Matthew either. He got a Blender. A 3 in 1 Blender. HAHAHA. Massive lol.
Getting a blender for your birthday. That must have suck. Anyway, it is inappropriate present. So full of lol.
This friday going out with them to celebrate Zetsu and Sean's birthday. It has been long since we really got had a China Outing. Much fail. Laoda has just came back from Beijing and is feeling tired.
At the end of the day, Barry thinks Jue Mao has aids because Jue Mao bite him on his hand. Much fail. And Happy Birthday Sean! Hope you had a great day. God Bless.

Balls dropped

2008-08-25T21:33:00.002+08:00

Today catched a bloody fucking scary Thai horror movie called 4bia. or 4pia. Argh fuck it la.

Anyway, there was 4-5 different story. Well It is just very fuck up la. Sean and I wanted to catch 12 Lotus, but ended up watching that Thai show. First 4 stories were enough to make your hair stand. The last story was Walao. Imagine Sean and I having to hug our bags while watching it. Now you know it is scary. Thou the "scare" lasted about 20 mins after the show. I say, it actually freaked me out.

So we got Sean a present. I find it very lol and am getting him something else which is more appropriate.

Me and Barry was fooling around during Chem. We were doing alot of impersonation of Russell Peters. As usual Ms Chew could not stand it and had to lol along with us.

Okay you know what, Coldplay owns Muse. But both bands are good. Damn those english bands. First it was The Beatles.

I WANT IT NOW, I WANT IT NOW!-Muse
AND IT WAS ALL YELLOW!!!- Coldplay
I GAYED THE TAXI DRIVER!!-Nicholas Ross

p.s- I am broke. I wasted 145 bucks in Ocean Pacific. Damn

Study

2008-08-24T23:03:00.002+08:00

For the Olympics are now officially over, I have to start studying as there is no longer a reason NOT to. Dota will not be put on Hiatus. My September holiday is ruin, damn the N levels.

So all in all, this is a recap of what happen in the Olympics. IF YOU MISS ALL 16 DAYS OF IT.
-Phelps Won 8 Fucking Gold Medal. Broke 7 World and 1 Olympic Records
-Usain Bolt won 3 Gold. Broke 3 World Records.
-Singapore won their first Medal in 48 Years.
-USA Basketball team own everyone
-Liu Xiang failed
-Tyson Gay failed
-Yao Ming was full of Lol
-The Birdnest Stadium still looks like a toilet bowl
-Hot babes
-Hot Hunks( No I am NOT GAY)
-Closing ceremony. Beckham, Jackie Chan, Rain. Wth Rain.
-Spain is sponsored by a Chinese Brand while China is sponsored by Adidas. =\

This marks the end of the Or-Lim-Picks
Now we wait for 2 more years for The World Cup, Youth Olympics and Matthew Stripping on National TV.

Uh, I miss the Olympics. I do. I dont mind seeing Phelps winning more medals. Damn. Daryl told me he will participate in alot of events to equal or beat Phelps
-100 m, 200 m, 400 m, 1500m, Pole Vault, Long Jump, High Jump, Triple Jump, 4 X 100, 4 X 200, 4 X 400, Shot put, Javelin, Discus. That Daryl.

Me and Sean is volunteering for the Youth Olympics. HAHAH SUCKERS

OLYMPICS

2008-08-21T21:30:00.002+08:00

No, at this moment, I am talking to Daryl Lee Yi Rongz. I told him I will win 8 medals and set alot of new records in next years Sports Day. He lolled at me. Huanneah says I cant. AHAHAH. Damn
Figured next year, I wont get Daryl, Ian, Kingsley, Both Yeo ( One is a plant, another is a bangla). My opponents are lesser. Other than Haiqalz.

Bolt setted a new World Record again. Fail as usual.

Oh and after MY N levels, this are stuff I WILL do. Hopefully I will.
-Lose about 13 pounds. That is about 6kg for you dumbasses.
-I will try to find a reason why Jia Wei was born with a siren in his mouth
-How come Zethow's Photosynthesis makes him darker instead of Green
-How come Huanneah has so much laughing gas
-Why Nick's hair looks like he just woke up
-Why Cheng Yue cant swim for he is a fish
-Why Daryl is so Tall
-And I will figure out a way to avoid a 1 on 30 + Huanneah's Dudley Boys attack.
-Oh I need new school pants, mine ripped last week. Thanks Darren, Thanks alot.

I found out how chinese words were created. Wanna know? Okay one day, Emperor Faka dropped a fork on the floor, than he heard CHING CHONG TONG KENG.From there, he kept dropping stuff on the floor and created what is known to us as Chinese.

Violet Hill

2008-08-17T14:38:00.002+08:00

Oh, It seems Bolt won the 100m Men's dash. That fucker still did some gay actions at the last 0.6 seconds. Oh it seems Gay failed to qualify. Oh well.

Anyway, I hate Miley Cyrus. 7 things I hate about you, Your fucked up, Your Gay, Your an asshole. No, Doesnt matter, The Click 5 sucks as well. The Scripts are bleah. Oh and I got 60 bucks voucher for HMV. Major Lol for me. Figured I will get Big Bang's Stand album. Oh, too bad Huanneah, I will be getting it.

Barry claims MY Komodo Dragon is from Indonasia, but NO, actually, it is from a Street called Hougang at the town of Isreal, In the City of Zimbawe and it is located at the middle of the Sahara Desert which is at Nepal. Oh lol, Aneet's country have been mentioned.

Oh, will be stuck in Malaysia next weekend. Fail.

Friday was full of lol. I burned my pants while sliding on the floor. Actually I was diving for the ball. Full of lol. Darren was laughing non stop. Wtf. You know, when playing basketball with them, NEVER play with Zetsu. He will gay you inside out, luckily I was in his team. Oh and Yuchen is another one, he is not gay, but he is Damn tall, and strong. Try getting a rebound against him, you might get air instead of the ball. Play against Jia Wei is the best. You can own him in anything, well, other than his big mouth, you can win him in anything.

Actually, Ghost Festival is rather stupid. First people complain about air pollution, the next thing, they are burning 'paper money' or 'paper clothes' Uhhhh. I am not against religious thinking or anything. Luckily, the next generation have no more Getai and stuff.

Lights will guide you home,
And ignite your bones,
And I will try to fix you

2008-08-16T23:35:00.003+08:00

You know it is a eventful saturday when.
- Your friend initiates sudden gangfights in a shopping mall

- Your friend ends up getting molested by four men.

- You decide not to be a total wuss and noob, so you quit being some passer-by and joins in the fray.

- THREE indian security agents leap out of the nearby dustbins and dishes out GREAT JUSTICE.

- Your friend CLOTHESLINES the security guard, LOL.

- You end up playing catching around a shopping complex with multiple guards.

- You and your friends, which includes two girls, end up hiding in a men's toilet.

- Its a small cubicle, so inevitably you will touch your female friend down there.-_-" my bad.

- 5 people share a cubicle for 30 minutes.

- The people that you tried to pick a fight with enters the toilet just as you leave.

- As we all realise life just sucks, we nodded at each other, making a silent truce as we leave.

- The security guards pop out of nowhere again, then you ditch your friends and take a cab home with one lucky mofo that followed me around.

Eventful saturday, and now im banned from bugis junction. pray they dont send the security tapes to the copz.

Olympics again?

2008-08-16T01:06:00.005+08:00

It seems Singapore is getting their first medal in 48 years. Lets see our ALMOST achievements for the past, well, 48 years.

-Matthew almost received Bronze for High Jump but was DQ for molesting the referee.
-Jia Wei was DQ before his 100 Hurdles for he is too short.
-Jue Mao almost won the 90 kg Weight lifting competition, but due to too much consumption of food, he became 120, therefore he is overweight and is DQ
-Zet How almost won the 200 m butterfly, but due to his roots and leaves, he failed.

Well here are the upcoming BIG GAMES you wanna catch.

Basketball-USA vs Spain.
Kobe Bryant vs Paul Gasol.

Track-Bolt vs Gay vs Powell. Epic Big Run Worhxxx

As usual, Phelps is owning people in swimming.
Okay before I end this post, I figured you need to know about some information about Beijing Olympics 2008. Their Mascots are actually name Fark, Your, Marther, Orh,Die.
The Birdnest stadium isnt actually a Birdnest, If you look carefully, it actually reminds you of your potty at home.

See, I told you so. Anyway, Beckham will be kicking Balls around the stadium at the closing ceremony. Have fun kicking balls, for you wont have any more to kick. The last sentence makes no sense

2008-08-14T19:17:00.003+08:00

Another day of BEFORE and AFTER. OBSERVE THE FUCKING CHANDOLIER >:=(

Before

Dong!!!!!!!!!!! ( Notice lack of protective shell)

And it sucks cause, i get blamed for being unable to handle a trained wrestler wielding spear-like contraptions which deal x100 damage to light bulbs and associated objects. But anyway, i forgive said wrestler because Shit Happens when you don't, and he did not mean it.

Following in our boss's great chinese footsteps, i did not wake up for school due to overdosing on medication. So i went to the toa payoh polyclinic and queued up for some MCs.

But as it turns out the receptionist was a terrorist and TORE up my MC before discreetly placing it in the plastic bag. Life sucks so i went to the hospital to visit my sick grandmother. May god bless her and help her regain her strenght. I feel sad to see her in such a failed state, like matthew.

Im going to go rickroll myself now.

Korean or Local Music?

2008-08-13T22:27:00.002+08:00

Oh, this is going to be post of theories why local music beat Korean music.
The reason I want to come up with this theory, is to spite Huanneah

Here is the theory. LOCAL MUSIC OWNS, END OF STORY. Bwuahahahaha
No need to argue, this is the best theory every. Wooo

I broke nuck's house chandelier and he is rather piss. Hahaha.

My komodo dragon seems to be missing. It eats my donation card and ran away. Damn you Japanese Pet.

Had basketball match today. Damn la, Prelims ended early. Anyway we spotted this boy called Darren. He has a gay partner and 3 girlfriends. Lucky kid. He is only p4 I think.

End of the day, I wont admit Korean songs beat Local. I mean, haha, why will I admit?

Oh East Timor is going to win the Olympics. Serious. The Great Wall is going to collapse, resulting in all the Chinese Athletes to die. The Americans have no choice but to send back and fight Iraq. The Germans lack German Sausages. The Singaporeans forgotten to bring their maid along. Russia is gay, all of their sportsman are tested to have eaten Marshmallow filled with peanut butter, which is WRONG and really, just wrong

End of the day, S R Nathan goes to Beijing to see how we lol at in the Olympics, everyone regretted not picking Daryl as their flag holder and that they didnt bring Matthew.

Time is standing still

Lol

2008-08-12T21:53:00.002+08:00

Hey, first, I want to start by saying, YOU GUYS TAKING O LEVEL CHINESE DID WELL. I believe you guys tried your best. The results aside, whether you guys want to retake or not is up to you, but I believe your will do well. :)

Oh, there is no second point. Love Singapore! Love Australia! Okay, must be patriotic, LOVE SINGAPORE!

Anyway I lost my bloody donation card. Either my Komodo Dragon ate it or well I threw it away.

2008-08-12T16:28:00.003+08:00

GREETINGS AND HAPPY 12th OF AUGUST TO YOU ALL.

Woke up later than usual, but otherwise had a typical school day. Then some asscracker stole our locker's lock, leaving it very vulnerable to intruders.
So in awhile im going to the locksmith to buy some padlock to secure the locker for the time being. Jianhao wrestled his way out of attending class and instead popped up in the library when we were having CLBz, resulting in much contracts and chinese stories of some poor dude and a rich dude. Like, the poor guy went to the rich guys house to borrow a book. But NO, instead he got PWNT and DENIED of a book. So he had to read his dog.

Then MAIN EVENT of the day. I only just realised two days ago that we were going to have English O level orals today. So i was rather ill prepared and my mind was more on trying to be a fag and a straight person at the same time. That said, Jianhao, bob wants to take off your clothes.
Everyone got nervous and all, but after much lol it turns out the paper was dirt easy. Basically, God didnt just smile down at us. He was outright Grinning. Uber blessings, and they asked me about the elderly. Having lived with my 'mama' for most of my life, i pretty much knew what to say. That aside, i probably gave the best greeting to the examiners. Like, i went up to them and said.
" GREETINGS( in that sarcastic accent we've developed), and Good afternoon DEAR teachers"

Hope everyone else was able to do it

Daryl+ Olympics = Win

2008-08-11T18:44:00.002+08:00

As of now, Daryl is on his way to Beijing to grab some medals. He is taking part in every Track event and is going to single handedly win Volleyball competition.

Okay. Oh I will be reverting back to Live Journal I think. But I figured it wont last long. It was 57 weeks since I last posted. Anyway. I will still be using blogger, for Nick is on long term Hiatus

Rant

2008-08-10T17:53:00.003+08:00

I am going to rant on Bands THAT SHOULD COME TO SINGAPORE. Damn. I miss Lost Prophets in Singfest. Fuck. Anyway. I really really really want
1)Coldplay
2)Paramore
3)The All American Rejects
4)Oasis
to come and play. Okay, there is alot more to name, but I figured you guys wont know any.

Oh The Lucksmiths are playing in Baybeats! WooHoo!

Today is fucking boring. Fuck.

I could feel something different for the first time
Heaven made sense and all the words rhymed.
No chance of stopping now. I'm taking it all.
And now I'm caught in the air, its a good glide.
Pass it up, wouldn't dare what a wild ride.
I remember being ready and waiting to fall
just like I did tonight.

Mae is awesome, You dunno who Mae are? Go Google them or something.

MTV>98.7 All Heat All Day

Holy mofo

2008-08-10T13:10:00.003+08:00

Happy Belated Birthday Singapore! Ahhhh
Okay as usual, I miss the NDP Parade. I dont feel guilty. Not one bit.
4th year straight missing it, 4th year straight I find myself in Plaza Sing during national day.

Sean talk some sense into me last night. Figured he made alot of sense. I have been upsetting to much people. Darn. Well SORRY TO ALL I HAVE IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER CAUSE HARM TO OR UPSET YOU. Forgive me yeah?

Oh, Coldplay is FREAKING Awesome. So is Jason Mraz. I got both of their CD yesterday. Rofl. I sound like a girl, damn. Anyway, I figured our blog will not have anymore err "Sean Rape So and So" Stuff.

"Eh Yesterday Singapore Birthday leh"
"Ya I know, But ah I never watch leh"
"Why?"
"Because every year same thing mah"
"Than what did you do yesterday?"
"I went to watch the Hor-Lym-Pig la!"

Oh I want a Guitar.

Anyone wants to get me one? Ha.

Connect Fails

2008-08-09T00:55:00.002+08:00

It seems we fail to Connect Singapore. Time to pack up and die. Those lousy Organisers fail to tell the radio DJ what to say. Eventually, that led to much failures.
Well as the Great One, I came up with a fill theory why it fail.

1)Sean undress that VJC-dude-who-tries-to-be-funny
2)Jia Wei "Pow Pow" too loud, causing much after effects.
3)Jue Mao ate the Radio DJ
4) Matthew was the DJ. " Yaw Yaw, I am DJ Matthew, Whats Uuup Singapore!!!" Just at that moment, Sean looked up and got a bird shit landed straight onto his face. He than undresses himself and tries to rape me, Now i feel very scared because of this.

After much pondering, I figured WKRZ actually isnt that famous compared to the rest. Wut Kruz R Zonophobia.

Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony was well FREAKING COMMUNISTLY AWESOME. Laoda must have been very proud. He isnt here today because he is a torch carrier. Sean tried raping boss a day before he flew to China. That swine.

End of the day, I make sure Sean had a hard time sleeping and he tried to undress Nick when he was sleeping. Nick was complaining about something and Sean said " Come sleep next to me" Next morning, Nick complained his ass was hurting. We wonder why......

God is Really Really Really Really Awesome

2008-08-06T21:01:00.003+08:00

God is really awesome man. Seriously. We keep complaining how gay our parents are, how much we hate them. We ask ourselves why are we made like this, why are we here or I dont think I belong in this family/school.
Ever wondered that we are so really lucky. Born in Singapore, have a good family. I mean, look at those war torn countries, they have no place to live in, they might not even have a glimpse of their parents when they were born.
God is really good. He is not only a Heavenly Father to me, but a Really Good Friend, someone who would listen to me when I need someone to talk to. He is there whether we are down or when we are happy. He is there even if we forsake him.
I know, I am sounding really Religion and stuff, but think about it, not just in a religious stand point but we are lucky right? Really lucky comparing to other people.
Oh and I have to thank Sean. If it wasnt him that showed me the website of gruesome stuff, I would still take things for granted.

So much for talking like a pastor. Sorry if this bores you. (:

If you want to know about this great man called Jesus, you can msn either me or Sean or just drop a message on our tagboard!

Olympics?

2008-08-06T19:35:00.003+08:00

So this year's Olympics will be held in our motherland. Beijing, China. It seems that China will win this year, even thou there will be competitions for Stalin, Barack Obama and yes, Nelson Mandela. Singapore wont really be winning. I guess.

So Sean refused to come to school today as he is a stubborn swine. At least we are rather safe as he is now in the mood to undress people. So you girls out there be careful, and you boys too. Unless you know how to fight like me.

Avril Lavigne will be in Singapore. Yes, I see you wannabe rockstars are rather happy. I am not. She is good, but after she got all hey hey you you, I wanna undress you. And gets all Bobby and stuff, she is rather urgh. If you like her, she will be here on the 7th of September.

If you didnt know, Jia Wei is a Mafaka. Ya, really he is. But dont ask me why. My dad is a mafaka as of now too. Refusal to up my allowance.

Well Saturday is coming and I can eat meat again. Finally. Oh and there will be unlimited matches tomorrow for those staying over at "Nick" House.

I will leave you with a picture, some promotional picture to encourage you to go to France and watch Rugby. Have a Happy Gay Day! Sean will now ambush and rape you

Controversy

2008-08-04T23:03:00.002+08:00

This is for all of you out there reading this blog.( I figured not much) Anyway, if any names or person whose name is stated on this blog is you, it isnt. I repeat, It is not you I or Nick is referring to. So do not call the FBI on us, we are just 2 innocent teenagers.

Anyway, Me and Nick have interviewed some people on well, Singfest. Here are what people have to say.

Matthew Goh:"Fuck larrr" * He goes on to scratch Nicholas)

Sean Lim:"I feel it is quite good, now I will undress you. By the way, I AM GAY. * He tried to undress me, but luckily, I managed to kick him*

Huannzors: " YOUR MOTHER! Those Pong Shui people are killing me."

Jue Mao:" I felt...uhmm..It was...uhmm...Munch munch..pretty good. Do you have another burger?"

Zet How:" My ankle break"

Raja:" I dunno la, the whole time I hear Jia Wei's Voice only. bloody Siren"

Okay folks, you heard it. Time to play Dota. Shitzzxetreds.

2008-08-04T17:02:00.002+08:00

Went to the hospital and discovered that my nose is suffering from a abnormal allergis rhinisitis or what is better known to the rest of the world as AIDS, thus leaving it blocked on both sides. Got to breathe some oxygen pump thing while some uber chemical cleared the virus.
Cause life sucks today with a spoilt nose God influenced me to purchase some Square shaped watermelon from Japan. The price of it is nonsense and i've yet to see whats so good about it. Could not convince my mom to get the Taiwan Melon aka Jackfruit sized watermelon, so instead i bought some beef sticks to snack on when trespassing into jianhao's house on thursday, Because his parents have left the country for awhile and we are staying there for the night, before going to school for Racial Harmony Day on friday. HAS I DONE IT RIGHT, FUCKERS?

Anyways, Matthew would like to tell you all something.
Matthew: " Cheebye Lah~~~".

Thank you, Matthew.

Giants Must Fall......

2008-08-03T13:50:00.003+08:00

Singfest is yesterday and well Today! Dunno if I should go thou. I might get free admissions. Due to good networking :) and it is MIGHT, not 100%. Figured I am too lazy to go. Oh and those who are going, who might already be there already so you wont visit my blog. It is starting in 8 mins thou. BUT THOSE WHO HAVE NOT LEFT YOUR HOUSE, CATCH GIANTS MUST FALL. STAGE 2 5PM. They are really good.
I heard yesterday's concert/gig/singfest/whatever you call it was really good. I really want to watch Travis, really. I will pay to watch them if they come again. Today's lineup includes errr Jason Mraz, One Republic, Panic! at the disco, Alicia Keys and Pussycat Dolls!
Anyway, plans for this week.

-Wednesday
*Money not Enough? Maybe.
-Friday
*Hold hands, form a long chain, kiss the president's ass, make a fool of yourself and be scammed that this is for charity. Nice try fuckers, nice try.
*Day of Prayer

Anyway, about hold hands day. Yes, I will call it Hold Hands Day. IT DOESNT MATTER! Sean wants to rape you now, so flee. He told me that on msn, that swine.
I figured, on Friday, I will take a knife, go to the president, put it in his mouth, tell him a nice story about smiling and than ask him Why So Serious?

Oh Hayley of Paramore is really really Good. Paramore it the best! Oh I heard they might be coming later this year or early next year. Depends. Sean says they will release their next album at Summer next year.
They are also young by the way. Long and good future. Oh and Sean. Paramore has expressed their influence for creating the band and their music had come from appreciation for Jimmy Eat World, Chicago, Sunny Day Real Estate, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE and Failure.

So here is a picture of Hayley. :) At the same time promoting To Write Love On Her Arms. Yay!

2008-07-30T18:30:00.003+08:00

AFTER MUCH HIATUS YOU ARE TO BE PRESENTED WITH A POST OF A DAY FULL OF LOL.

Walked to school and decided to drop by the locker to ensure my share of sticks for HAC. Opened the locker and discovered some mofo has put a packet of bread in it, so i decided i'll withdraw that as well and proceeded to eat it only to find out that it was made of Syphillis and 'Yuenliongz'( that paste they put in paos and moonkeks).

Dumped it in the neighbouring locker before the majority of the days lol ensued.
As usual, during HAC we ( me, jianhao,martin) will attempt to rob bob to claim the massive debts he owes us. NOT as usual, the raid was successful and we made off with bob's wallet. Heres where the lol starts.

We opened up the wallet later on and were delighted to find alot of money. Jianhao however, had last minute doubts and decided he did not want to claim his share of the debts. Somehow we ended up slotting the money in bob's wallet compartments ( the ones you put cards in).
We concocted this story... We had a change of heart while we were splitting up the money in the toilet. All of the sudden, the bloods and crips, ang soon tong and mas selamat entered the toilet so we were forced to leave. However, one of us dropped the wallet on the way out and it was raped and chupped. To make things short, bob believed for the entire day that we had the money, when all the while it was in his wallet. You silly bobby, even after all the hints we dropped you. Decided to take his watch to make up for part of his debts and some mofo stole it from me during assembly.
Therefore, we had to go to novena to treat ourselfs to korean food and Ayam penyet. Then martin's mom teleported out of no where and bought some meatball soupz. Then she ran away when we tried to thank her. Then bob felt upset and attempted to undress jianhao, who in turn felt very angry. SO we have to resort to drinking happy soda. It looks like bandung, but tastes very happy. Observe the effects.

Before

After

Before

After

Therefore, we were happy and went home.

NHWA

2008-07-27T17:42:00.002+08:00

Okay. Since Friday, the Nick House Wrestling Association was formed
There is well only 6 people in our roster. And Huanni, she is undisputed champ so It doesnt Matter.

This Wednesday there will be 5 match.
Nick vs Bob for Intercontinental Title
I vs whoever wins for match 1
Martin vs Jia Wei for ECW World Title
Nick vs Jiawei/Martin(depending who wins) For the World Title
Jia Wei& Sean vs Me, Nick and Martin in a 2 v 3 Handicap match

This is rather fucked. I wanna go Death Cab for Cutie Concert. They are really good. Dont believe in Bob that they suck.

Bat The Man

2008-07-23T21:10:00.004+08:00

Okay we caught Batman today. It was rather last minute. Manage to convince Martin to watch Batman instead of the ching chong cheng Red Cliff show. Waited for Nick and manage to get a ticket to catch the show which is 4 mins later.

The show is quite good. Very nice. I give it 8.5/10. Okay everything was good other than the girl. The main actress looks like some old hag. Oh well. Oh and Harvey Dent was suppose to be sprayed by acid to become 2 face, not by being burn.

Okay figured Nicholas will have a match with Batman.

Oral?

2008-07-21T21:15:00.003+08:00

Oral was rather fucked as of today. So I figured I am not going to talk about it.
Err How bout I leave you with a video of Giants Must Fall? Press Play Please. They are good.
Giants Must Fall- For The Wandering